Woot! The trip out here rocked.
Our airport security sucks. I was walking around the terminal and reached inside my coat pocket, guess what I found? A FUCKING METAL RAZOR BLADE! Airport security for the win

We layed over in South Carolina. Why in the fuck would you lay over in South Carolina when you are flying from Minnesota to Connecticut. Plus our plane was super super tiny, shoulder to shoulder flight.
We arrived and decided to upgrade to 1st class. That was cool, and the rum and cokes were good (Bacardi).
The pilot locked up the wheels and the plan pitched a bit on landing, that was kinda cool.
Find our hotel, no problems there, decide to find this godforsaken shop we need to go to. It's close, only 1/2 hour away.
Oh these roads out here suck as well.
-The signs are all worn away, you can barely read shit.
-You can't turn off a damm highway. You missed the exit? Sucks to be you, go to the next town. So we finally find this shop, I hope its nice inside, because it sure isn't outside.
The icing on the cake. Its 2am, we are fucking hungry, there is a McDonald's next to the hotel, sweet right? What would you want more than a cheeseburger.
Well they don't serve any items under $3. So I try to order 3 cheeseburgers, nope, only the "big sandwiches"
So now I am sitting here on a wireless connection in the hotel, eating my 10 piece nuggets.
Atleast its 50 degrees (suckers!), and I am on "vacation".