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AJ
08-07-2005, 06:06 PM
Be it a really stupid comment, something you have to think about, or a drunken safety tip... POST it up in here.

Only rules : It can only be one senance. Anything else just won't fit.

It can be about anything.

I'll start.
AJ
08-07-2005, 06:06 PM
If they are hot and drunk, they probably have a boyfriend that is big and drunk
Matt D.
08-07-2005, 06:13 PM
If you have to think twice about it, don't do it.
TkrPerformance
08-07-2005, 06:14 PM
its all about the butt secks
JET
08-07-2005, 06:59 PM
Craig- "She has big tits, it makes up for it!"
Nash
08-07-2005, 07:26 PM
Jet - "It's 12:30, who's the lucky lady?"
Onefast99gsx
08-07-2005, 07:57 PM
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
dsm10sec
08-07-2005, 08:11 PM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Nash
08-07-2005, 08:14 PM
Jet - "I've been drinking and she's still fuckin' fat."
Emcee gsxtc
08-07-2005, 09:23 PM
I turned the boost down from 43psi to 30 psi.

-Kid last night with a 97 gsx and a td05, that doesn't know much about the car he just bought.