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KcGsXrated
08-08-2005, 02:38 PM
Would you like to go for a ride?
Black97civic
08-08-2005, 09:06 PM
"You can't regret what you don't remember"
AJ
08-08-2005, 09:07 PM
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
TkrPerformance
08-08-2005, 09:26 PM
can I give you a pearl neckless
AJ
08-08-2005, 09:45 PM
Do not ride a bike in the ice, or slick snow when you have a thorn patch at the end of your driveway.
stikx
08-08-2005, 10:09 PM
"Its not about how big your's is, its about who you using it on"
MATCHBX
08-20-2005, 10:48 PM
Iowa, where men are men and the sheep breathe easier since Allan moved to MN.
AJ
08-20-2005, 10:50 PM
Minnesota, where sisters and brothers stay related after divorce. ;)
JET
08-21-2005, 01:15 AM
"Squeek, squeek, squeek!"
MATCHBX
08-21-2005, 09:25 AM
Bad Santa---- "You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"