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AJ
08-07-2005, 09:47 PM
Empty paintball guns + old people = probation
Halon
08-07-2005, 09:48 PM
ya so what if i'm caucasian, you want some cock asian?
AJ
08-07-2005, 09:49 PM
Warm apple pie does not feel like pussy.
Nash
08-07-2005, 10:06 PM
Jet - "If I knew I could stand, I'd go out and grind some ass."
AJ
08-07-2005, 10:14 PM
The first time you have a sexual encounter with a woman, make sure you can see what your doing, the small one's probably the ass hole.
AJ
08-07-2005, 10:15 PM
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
JET
08-07-2005, 10:22 PM
Craig (now anyone that goes out with us) "Aaaaaaaaahhhh!"
TheBlizzard
08-08-2005, 03:27 AM
Out of repsect for your boyfriend I will use my thumb.
INTRIGUED
08-08-2005, 07:38 AM
What ever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
2003eclipse
08-08-2005, 02:10 PM
A 5'4' retard at the bird on saturday with 4 teeth and a Mullet said this to me...

"You want some of me I'll whoop your ass."