Toms Pickup Lines

[Tauni]

Then what was it? I don't remember anything else.

[xfunaki]

hey uhh how do u like your eggs in the morning? fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

[TsiEagleTalon92]

HAHA that one is bad but a good one.

[tpunx99GSX]

I love how much this site loves me. LOL I dont usually use lines to pick up women, but if they are a friend of a friend that im interested those lines are *almost* guaranteed to get some sort of responce and break the ice (if they dont break your face instead)

[tpunx99GSX]

Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! ;) And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.

ha ha ha i love starting rumors.

[1QUICK4]

1. Damn girl, is that a keg in your pants?...'Cause I'd love to tap that ass!

2. Can I touch your bellybutton... From the inside?

3. That outfit is very becoming on you, then again if I was on you I'd be cumming too.

[Tauni]

wait wait wait, If i recall it worked on you that night we were both drunk, it was either that or my charming good looks and stamina.

ha ha ha i love starting rumors.

It was the booze.

[tpunx99GSX]

Yeah right, you love my sexy body and you know it.

[Tauni]

Beer googles.

[Tauni]

Wait...

Smirnoff goggles.