Toms Pickup Lines

[Blade]

Rickeys a puss. Just Playin, now when Im over again at his house, he gonna whoop my ass.....again.

[ABV]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word HOT MAMA HUBBA HUBBA!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Do you have any German in you?
No I'm Irish.
Do you want some German in you?

[BKs50trimGST]

some of the hit lines are genious, i would use half of them if i got the balls to say it to a chick that was half decent and not drunk - but if i were drunk - way different story.

[xluciusx]

That is some funny shit guys. I would never have the balls to say that shit to a girl.

[94talonawd]

hahaha!

[Tauni]

Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! ;) And I don't mean that in a sexual way!

[Pimpin Dsmstyle]

Alright, here's a little feed back- FROM A GIRL.

What the fuck. haha Tom, I don't know how you ever get the girls, if any guy, no matter how hot he was ever said 1/2 those things to me, I'd laugh his ass of at him and make him feel like a dumb ass. haha But if it works for you go for it. But a note to the guys, watch what you say, some girls won't be afraid to give you a royal girly ass beating! ;) And I don't mean that in a sexual way!
Pfft, dont listen to ANYTHING tauni has to say! All I had to tell her was " bitch get to work" and the rest is history :)

Haha!!! Ow3ed

[Tauni]

Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?

I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"

There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH

[Pimpin Dsmstyle]

Yah right! I started "wrenchin" on that car by myself, remember?

I believe my words were something like "Can I help?" "What can I do?" "What do I do now" "Dammit, move you're in my spot of the car" "Where do I do this?"

There was no Josh saying NOW BITCH
What I was talking about had NOTHING to do with DSM's or cars ...

[rk4g63]

Guys - this is some really funny shit. What's even funnier is that I took a printout of this last night and gave them to a buddy. He tried all night with every damn line !!! He got a lotta laughs, two slaps and actually got one to go home with him. And guess what - the dumbass doesn't know which line worked!! LOL!!