Toms Pickup Lines

[Nash]

Originally posted by tpunx99GSX@Jan 18 2004, 09:41 PM
this ones for nash.... baby your ass feels like 2 pillows. inside joke.
Damn I forgot about that. I need to change my signature!

[JDM]

TOM: Hey baby, the word of the day today is legs.
GIRL: And your point, ass...
TOM: Let's go back to my house and spread the word!!!

[john]

Hey baby, nice pants. Can I talk ya out of them?

[Darth_Laser]

Imay not know who this TOM guy is but i would like to associate with him... because he must get all the chicks... I think i crapped myself when he asked if her parents were retarded!.... that doesn't make me retrded does it??

[tpunx99GSX]

im tom, but when i asked if her parents were retarded to a whole table of girls they all just became very silent. then i asked if they wanted to hear the joke of the day, they replied with a quick "you are the joke of the day" i hung my head in shame and sat back down at the table with raptor and swanny at perkins.

P.S. i do get all the chicks (dont tell my girlfriend) LOL JK

[Kougar]

Haha, some great stuff there Tom!

I still remember at the swap (khad and ricky mainly) last summer when you and dane (i think) went out for pop, then came back saying how you yelled across cars to a girl if she likes big dick. Her mom was apparently in the other seat too :lol: .

Some details are probably wrong but it's still funny.

[tpunx99GSX]

it was me and rickey, he was embarrased, i figured that if the mom was interested she could come too. lol

[SuperSleeper]

Rickey got embarassed?! :secret:

[Blade]

Im amazed, I never thought high and mighty Rickey could get embarassed

[tpunx99GSX]

yeah thats what i thought, i thought he would be there right with me hollerin at the girls but i guess hes not man enough. OHHHHHHHHH DISS. lol