Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner
deadliest catch, without the crabs, were almost outta gas, CALL THE ARABS! im a pussy pirate my names jack sparrow, take off my pants so u can see my flush arrow!
