07-19-2007
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
I know I have a 1400whp dyno chart fully tuned on c16! On the intronets, I'll talk so much shit it'll make my brain hurt. Give it up until I'm in person.
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I'm going to school you with my 1401awhp dyno tuned go cart running stright Crisco. I guess if you don't care that you smell like methane gas this much then I don't either. Is your lady friend nick named the Manure Spreader?
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07-19-2007
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Wanker
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: St Paul, MN
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.
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07-19-2007
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#83
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: DT Minneapolis
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by xveganxcowboyx
I am the manly stud child of Ron Jeremy and an Arabian Horse. My cock is 24" long. Anyone care to call me out? I'll bitch slap you with my 600 hors ... I mean 24" schlong.
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07-19-2007
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by DBMajik
If you want to know how much I made on the dyno, ask around. Plenty of people know just how little I make.
Have not. Should be an easy win for you, eh?
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Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.
It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.
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07-19-2007
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#85
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
what dyno? where's the graph? Whats your address so we don't have to wait til the 31st to take your money?
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07-19-2007
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Tournaments Won: 3
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Maple Grove, MN
Drives: Lancer and Durango
Posts: 7,017
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by S2kracka
Why don't you just man-up and tell us? Oh wait, probably because other people know nothing but lies as well.
It WILL be an easy win for me. Know why? Because you won't show up, and even if you do, you won't race b/c of some excuse you'll dream up.
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Ill race you chris. We shall race to down 20 beers and the guy that wakes up with the fattest, dirtiest chick wins. If you get a disease thats extra credit.
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07-19-2007
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Hates Everything
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Drives: Neon
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Re: Losing to a Viper
That "blue" car was Kyle's, and assuming they both left at the same time, I think Kyle would be pulling, even on 26lbs.
He did 135 at 525whp, and we are close to 600whp on E85 (26PSI) that we run on "Closed Roads". Should be a ~140mph car on E85. More than enough to keep up with a basic supercharged viper.
And I don't think Kyle would *EVER* not race someone, unless his car wasn't working correctly.
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07-19-2007
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ham Lake
Drives: like a bat outta hell!
Posts: 7,983
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Can I be 4th on the list? I haven't even gotten close to 10's, so it should be easy for ya. It'll be a good excuse to get out and tune my car. PM me with how much $$$ I should bring with to give to you.
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My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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07-19-2007
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Hates Everything
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Drives: Neon
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Yeah, Kyle will race this 10.80 car for money too 
On the road, frumroll or frumdig.
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07-20-2007
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#90
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3.1L v6 power...
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Re: Losing to a Viper
hahaha this is great....  what alot of  after the 31th.
oh and...  
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At LSE Performance: 92 Talon TSi AWD
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07-20-2007
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#91
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Princeton
Posts: 86
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by 2003eclipse
Well Jake I believe had an 1100 horse power TT Camaro and got rid of it cause it wasn't fast enough and he was bored with it. If we are talking the same jake
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Jake still has the TT I believe, He couldnt split with it. But yes that is the Same Jake. Good Guy, fun to hang/race/goof around with.
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07-20-2007
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ROFLCOPTER!!!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Plymouth
Drives: 2005 Civic LX MANAUL!!!
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Re: Losing to a Viper
This Kyle you're talking about, is this Kyle Bergacker? I haven't seen him around in ages. Last time I saw him, he'd sold his 1g and was now drivin' around a 2g Talon, I think a FWD. I dunno, I haven't seen him in Plymouth for over 6 months now.
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07-20-2007
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
Drives: Teh Bean
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I'm going to go with a big No.
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07-20-2007
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#94
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
Jet I'm sure he would want to race your bike to... but you'll only have half the wheels so if you lose it won't be a big deal.
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07-20-2007
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Cottage Grove, MN
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE
This Kyle you're talking about, is this Kyle Bergacker? I haven't seen him around in ages. Last time I saw him, he'd sold his 1g and was now drivin' around a 2g Talon, I think a FWD. I dunno, I haven't seen him in Plymouth for over 6 months now.
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Wrong Kyle, this is the one we speak of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIPC78192Ic
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07-20-2007
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: FargO
Drives: the girls crazy
Posts: 3,012
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Re: Losing to a Viper
I'll race you! I feel pretty confident about my 12ish second car against your "beast." I'm just that confident you won't show either. And I gathered that assumption about you from this thread and this thread alone.
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07-20-2007
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: DT Minneapolis
Posts: 180
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by Mr.98GSX
I'll race you! I feel pretty confident about my 12ish second car against your "beast." I'm just that confident you won't show either. And I gathered that assumption about you from this thread and this thread alone.
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07-20-2007
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
DBMajik at 50 dollars a race your going to be out 200-300 dollars SUCKA
Or should I say your wife is... you fag.
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07-20-2007
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: DT Minneapolis
Posts: 180
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Re: Losing to a Viper
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Originally Posted by 2003eclipse
DBMajik at 50 dollars a race your going to be out 200-300 dollars SUCKA
Or should I say your wife is... you fag.
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Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
You not only own a 3rd gen you race it... that's enough of a kick to the balls right there. 
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07-20-2007
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#100
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Slower than a rusty Honda
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Re: Losing to a Viper
where did the video go? It was so gay it deleted itself?
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