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Speaking about wanting kids...
turbotalon1g: 3 max, she wants one of each.
A////guy: "we are shooting for a transgender child this time"
this is what i got a ticket for....
it was reading 31 32 on the cop's guage!
he said it all has to come off!
im just gonna pull some stock windows and put em in since its a good tint job, then slap on tinted windows when time comes!
ah... so you probably would have never been bothered had you not been speeding. In otherwards, you were a jackpot... FYI-- anytime i'm in a town that the cops don't know me... if I see a cop, I will generally drop both windows if at possible given there is enough time.
If you want to get your little panties in a twist because someone didn't lick your balls and kiss your ass when you whined about being a dumbass, so be it. Clean the sand out of your pussy and take a Midol.
Sorry, let me go take my Geritol so I won't be so cranky. Maybe I'll take some Viagra too so my e-penis will stay up for a little while so I can keep up with you youngin's on this here interweb thingy.
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