01-28-2005
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#61
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
Drives: Too Many
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Re: Challenge Thread
I knew you guys were gay. ha ha ha.
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01-28-2005
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#62
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Business as usual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Isanti, MN
Drives: Dodge Viper and Honda Insight
Posts: 2,206
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Re: Challenge Thread
Hail King Craig! He is not only the best driver on the site, he is the smartest. I am not the one who is living in a house with three guys. Friends with benefits???
(I have to sign off)
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97 Viper GTS
03 Mercedes CLK500 rollin on dubs...
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01-28-2005
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#63
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
Drives: Too Many
Posts: 3,184
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Re: Challenge Thread
Ok now that I won that battle you can go back to fighting with JET. He is out with his girlfriend, and I am going to have sex with my girlfriend and her sister. I am going to show them both what my 2 inch pecker can do. I bet they can't wait, 1 inch for each of them, they are some lucky girls im telling ya.
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Last edited by CRAIG; 01-28-2005 at 09:20 PM..
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01-28-2005
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#64
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formerly ecoli
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: On the dyno
Posts: 4,892
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Re: Challenge Thread
I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.
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01-28-2005
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#65
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by 92tsiawd84
Nash's "beater." I was thinking my laser vs your laser, and mine vs jet's. Mine is gone and broken now though... I think mike is getting it.
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That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.
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01-28-2005
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Area code 166 represent
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Crystal, MN
Posts: 10,329
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Re: Challenge Thread
*cough* clean it up a bit, remember no personal attacks. *cough*
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01-28-2005
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#67
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ham Lake
Drives: like a bat outta hell!
Posts: 7,983
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by 92tsiawd84
I quote JET and his big mouth on the attack forums:
"My current car is 2700 lbs, AWD and has 600+ whp (haven't hit the dyno with the new setup, should be ~650 whp). "
Here is the link for any non believers:
http://www.attackforums.com/showthread.php?t=1685
Wacha got ta say now? (woooooooopsssssshhhhhhhh [cracks the whip])
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Ummm... It says I haven't hit the dyno. Do you have difficulty understanding english? I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.
As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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01-28-2005
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by JET
As for your other comment, I obviously don't race for a business either. I don't want people to say how stupid I am for trying to race someone that is WAY faster than me. It is like those Honda ricers that try to race you on the interstate, it isn't even worth my time to race them. It is just dumb. And we are going to do this at a track, unless you are scared your car won't make it there!
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It is more then 71 miles to the track so it probably won't make it.
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01-28-2005
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Re: Challenge Thread
Yea Ill only race at a track. That way its fair, timed, and watched my many too see who gets owned.
It would be whoever gets the best time right? Or is is whoever gets to the end first? Id say fastest time unless your doing eliminations.
Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k
Were talking under the hood looks too not just outside My red ricer tubing OWNZ you! (will be black soon haha).
All this race talk is getting boring. Lets get back to personal attacks haha jk. Were all playing around here...
I cant wait till spring!!!
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01-28-2005
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#70
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Red Wing, MN
Drives: Too Many
Posts: 3,184
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Re: Challenge Thread
Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.
CRAIG
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01-28-2005
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#71
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
Drives: 2003 Evolution VIII
Posts: 7,752
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by CRAIG
Oh look one of the Hort boys has a new member title. Keyboard Muscles is the perfect name for him.
CRAIG
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Don't forgot who said that no personal attacks will be allowed in this thread.
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"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." -Mario Andretti
03 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tachyon
Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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01-28-2005
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#72
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DSM Rapist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 194
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by awd1dr
And Craig, the only reason I brought that up is that everyone that owns a DSM absolutely hates a Honda that makes power.
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I'd like to change that.
I'm against all rice of all forms. And i own a fucking dsm myself. So don't hate on the honda guy(me) cuz i'm not the little rice boy that i'm sure you all think i am. Cher would say otherwise, but fuck him he drives a Lexus hehe.
And i'm done bench racing. I'll just post up a dyno sheet next month. Then i'll start challenging people.
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01-29-2005
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hopkins
Drives: GTS and E55
Posts: 1,105
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by JET
I will still whoop your ass any which way about it! I am not going to go quite as extreme as I was, the car will probably end up with 575-600 whp and ~2850 lbs. I was going to do a small shot of nitrous, but I am not now and I am not going to do the lightening that I was going to.
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We will see if you can take my full weight 2g also. And I mean full weight, nothing removed unless absolutly necessary.
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-29-2005
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#74
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hopkins
Drives: GTS and E55
Posts: 1,105
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by Nash
That's right my $360 beater, anyday, anytime, anyplace.
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Yeah, your modded 500hp beater that has many mods transfered to................................................ .........................
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-29-2005
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#75
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hopkins
Drives: GTS and E55
Posts: 1,105
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by ecoli
I bet my 2G that my girlfriend could beat all the HORT crew in her beater Talon.
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We might have to see about that a little later.
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-29-2005
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#76
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Big Turbo Monster
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hopkins
Drives: GTS and E55
Posts: 1,105
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by EclipseTurbo
Any yea my car does have some slight surface rust from the original owner of the car. That will be fixed this spring, I dont have any faded areas and is in great condition for near 199k
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You are actually going to fix rust on a 1g? You plan on keeping it forever? Seems like a waste of time IMO
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Life's tough.... it's even tougher if you're stupid.
7/25/09
Motorcycle cop pulls up next to me on UNI and says "Want to race?"
Me- "I don't think you would stand a chance."
Cop says "probably not" and drives off.
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01-29-2005
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Re: Challenge Thread
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Originally Posted by ghettostyle
Yeah, your modded 500hp beater that has many mods transfered to................................................ .........................
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What's your fuckin point? It's still my $360 beater that I have stuck less then 8k in to to get it to where it's at, and I'll still take you and your "full weight" 2G anyday.
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01-29-2005
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#78
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Business as usual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Isanti, MN
Drives: Dodge Viper and Honda Insight
Posts: 2,206
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Re: Challenge Thread
So wait. You has stuck less than $8,000 into it and it is still your $360 car huh. I will make you a hell of a deal then. I will buy it for $2160. That would be a great return on your $360 investment (6X). Deal???
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97 Viper GTS
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01-29-2005
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#79
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Re: Challenge Thread
Unlike you Hort guys I already said I am meticulous with my cars. I do all the work myself so I will only need someone to spray some blue either on the whole fender or mend it in if I dont do alot of work on it.
Ive already reundercoated my car a year after I bought it, you guys dont appreciate that kind of stuff, that is why my car will be/is nicer Oh and your opinion doesnt count Maybe I will have it forever, but thats not the point. Theres a difference here... your name fits your cars and I do the opposite. To me its embarassing to drive a car full of rust or looking like a POS.
I like my car to look good just as much as I like to mod for speed.
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01-29-2005
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#80
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Business as usual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Isanti, MN
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Posts: 2,206
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Re: Challenge Thread
Nash, out of curiosity, what was your best time at the track last year? I know you were making 100 more whp than the year before when you ran the 11.2.
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