Girls vs. Boys - Page 3

Tauni · 12-07-2005

You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.

iceminion · 12-07-2005

Hahaha! Owned

TheBlizzard · 12-07-2005

Did I mention I like girls that swallow?

**1ViciousGSX** · 12-07-2005

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Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.

Now Now, you asked for something to help write your article, and we gave you plenty. But keep in mind we, including me, are only pushing your buttons because you asked us to.

Outlaw1 · 12-07-2005

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Originally Posted by tALoNGiRL118

You're the biggest ass hole I have ever been associated with.

If you think that was good just stick around, my encores are spectacular.

I didn't know we were associated now. I'm almost blushing.

Tauni, I'm falling in love with you. What do I do?

Outlaw1 · 12-07-2005

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Originally Posted by TheBlizzard

Did I mention I like girls that swallow?

That's an affirmative, Ghost Rider.

Outlaw1 · 12-07-2005

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Originally Posted by 1ViciousGSX

Now Now, you asked for something to help write your article, and we gave you plenty. But keep in mind we, including me, are only pushing your buttons because you asked us to.

Speak for yourself. I'm doing it because it gives me immense amusement. But it's greeeeat she actually ASKED to have her cage rattled.

:thumbs up: Tauni.

TheBlizzard · 12-07-2005

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Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty

If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.

Fucking quote of the year. Classic.

**Halon** · 12-07-2005

Uh oh, not a HEMI!!! Does anyone elses vehicle on this site have a hemispherical combustion chamber..?

Again, I had a badass girlfriend once who could wrench like no other. She was a Mechanic at Hopkins Dodge as well. So I don't judge by sex. I just judge by what comes out of the persons mouth.

And a joke for Craig...
What is the Bird of freedom? (Bald Eagle)
What is the Bird of love? (dove)
What is the Bird of true love? (swallow)

YEAH!!! MIKE JOOOONES!!

TheBlizzard · 12-07-2005

Speaking of The Bird. See The Bird thread for details.

Did I mention girls are like frozen pizzas, they are easy and ok tasting. And are even better when your drunk.

A//// Guy · 12-07-2005

Super4x4 made this thread awesome. Nice job

<---- Tauni- You must love my avatar

Tauni · 12-08-2005

Haha You're a guy... I don't expect much...

AJ · 12-08-2005

So you gonna write a article or what?

AJ · 12-08-2005

Oh, and go get me a beer.

Tauni · 12-08-2005

We'll see.

Tauni · 12-08-2005

Oh, and you aren't funny

ShiftyGears · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by Super4x4Duty

Your vulgarity is not becoming of a young girl. Why would that make you mad? Anger management problems perhaps? If I knew you were so sensitive I would not have asked you for a sandwich. Glad I didn't ask you to cook me a hamburger. Bitchy, bitchy. You should talk to someone about that.
BTW, if you have any girlfriends that would like to try to kick my ass just bring it. I don't believe I've ever met any woman, or dike, that I couldn't KO. Hooka. *insert Eye of the Tiger music here*

You weren't even born in 1982 and she wasn't making 6,500HP. Why are you bringing up old shit, Smokey? Want me to list all the males who won Top Fuel and every other class in motorsport history? I believe you're a little outgunned when it comes to male victories. Just admit it. For a woman you sure do like pissing contests. Do you pee standing up?

Who has proven women have better reaction times? I must have missed that scientific study. Would you please send me that copy of Cosmo or Teen so I can read that article too? It must have not made it around to the rest of the world because women are still getting their asses handed to them on track day.

Who cares who sponsored her? Mopar wasn't spinning wrenches on that rail. Do you know how many parts were fabricated by Mopar? You can't know what goes into a Top Fuel engine if you're even mentioning "drove a Hemi". You are clueless. Once upon a time someone said, "Nothing wrong with a hoe that knows her shit... It's just the HOEs that irritate me." Stick around, I might introduce you to her.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

Thank you for reinforcing my original statements.

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

Jakey · 12-08-2005

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Originally Posted by ShiftyGears

Ok first off. I don't think you have ever got laid. 2nd you don't know shit about top fuel history... trust me. Yeah... oh and what parts were made by mopar??? eh duh. the engine. Or i suppose it was a chevy with the plug wires goin into the valve cover..... Yeah. When did chevy start making a hemi?

And The Kallita's wrenched on the rail.

Oh you have to be dumb.

Bitching. Check.

Complaining. Check.

Controlling. Check.

Worthless. Check.

These are all the things you have been doing and the last one is what you are.

You're a fucking idiot. Check.

AJ · 12-08-2005

Man, whole lot of panties in a bunch. This thread is worthless!

Tauni · 12-08-2005

It's giving me a head ache.