02-06-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
Funny pic ^^^ 
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02-09-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-09-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
^^ How many times are you gonna re-use that same template? haha
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02-09-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
Every time it fits!!
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by scheides
I swing from the nuts of cold hard data. Anything less is a guess.
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by goodhart
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I was laughing so hard I was tearing! That is funny!
Maybe I need one of those tissues...
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
Is that actually from something you did goodhart? Hahaha it's fricken hilarious.
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by Constant_Project21
Is that actually from something you did goodhart? Hahaha it's fricken hilarious.
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got it from MNSC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scheides
I swing from the nuts of cold hard data. Anything less is a guess.
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by Constant_Project21
Is that actually from something you did goodhart? Hahaha it's fricken hilarious.
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Its from here:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
(and had me in fuking tears!)
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
I need to listen to Scheides more often i think :)
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Originally Posted by turbotalon1g
...I realized that I can't keep up my shit talking without anything to back it up.
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Originally Posted by JV
S2000: For those of us that know the Miata is the best car on the planet, but also want extra power and to not have to turn in our man cards.
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Last edited by scheides; 02-10-2010 at 11:18 PM..
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
Lmao!!!!
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02-10-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Ok, I'm gonna be honest... That template was funny the first time, but not so much anymore.
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by Kevin 1G Drummer
Ok, I'm gonna be honest... That template was funny the first time, but not so much anymore.
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Guess ya had to be there.
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Guess ya had to be there. |
No, it's just that you don't know when to stop. |
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty
No, it's just that you don't know when to stop.
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You have a PM
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
the guns are funny as hell
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
By the way, Mike i have always wanted to know. What is your Avatar from? its kinda creepy
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX
By the way, Mike i have always wanted to know. What is your Avatar from? its kinda creepy
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I stole it from AJ a few years ago, it used to be his.
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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02-11-2010
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
Here is another one
Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.
My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.
I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.
You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.
The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.
I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,
I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.
Mike
From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested
From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.
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Re: Official Funny Pics Thread!
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you just have to stay calm and keep shooting.
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lmao!
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