With the amount of ass I have been getting lately, probably wont be me. But, I could always put a huge wing, some stickers, and a fart can on it. Go and pick up some random asian honey.
Yeah, he's already got me in that car every so often, so his chances of being stopped by the police just upped 10 fold, and asian people will see me and probably just assume that big mass of RED CHRISTMAS JACKET (inside joke) has got to be asian.