So, my friend HAD a mint Starion shell... - Page 2

FattyBoomBatty · 03-19-2009

Before he drove a tractor or something into the front fender, it was in surprisingly good condition, I really should have bought it and trailered it up here, but as always, i was short on cash.

Too bad, since it was a really nice shape flatty. If this gets put on SQC, there might be willing souls who would drive out to his place to whip his ass. haha. I can't feel too bad though since I had the opportunity and quite obviously missed it.

**goodhart** · 03-19-2009

I'd just burn the brother instead of the cars.

SnoEclipse · 03-19-2009

Take him out, get him drunk and passed out, leave him bent over a park bench in Loring Park.

FattyBoomBatty · 03-19-2009

Back when I really should have bought it.

TkrPerformance · 03-19-2009

file with the cops. It is not abandoned property if you still have the title and the farm is owned by your parents. I would go after him for it.

SnoEclipse · 03-19-2009

Jeez, walk away from the entire family for a while even to the point pf putting hundreds of miles between you. The longer you stay and fix everyone up every week the more they will suck from you.

It's not a small jump from wrecking and burning cars to wrecking and burning people.

Every once in a while you need to say to hell with blood being thicker than water.

Febo · 03-19-2009

Oh, my, fucking, god....... Im in awe. If this was my bro, and he was doing this shit to me, I honestly would make him dissapear. I dont think he would be missed by many it sounds like. And not just for burning my car, but for being such a dick hole in life. He is an epic fail.

Super Bleeder!! · 03-19-2009

Biggest, douche, ever?

Dundars · 03-19-2009

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Originally Posted by Super Bleeder!!

Biggest, douche, ever?

+1, exactly what I was thinking

But, good luck getting your brother enlisted. Sounds like to me he wouldn't pass the psychiatric evaluation, plus you can't just make someone join as far as I'm aware. I leave for boot camp in August for the Marines and in no way do I want that looney toon anywhere near me.

311evo · 03-19-2009

Get him listed, sell his car(s) as collateral.

redleader36 · 03-19-2009

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Get him listed, sell his car(s) as collateral.

thats kinda what i am thinking. i am definitely going to report this and maybe sign him up at a bunch of recruit websites.
I think my parents would be more than happy to help me sell his cars to recoup some of the $30,000+ he owes them.

turbotalon1g · 03-19-2009

Sounds like your parents are included in this fail.

Side note I have nitrous that you could use to blow shit up. But please do get some frum rolls in before you do.

redleader36 · 03-19-2009

yeah, they are. they are very unhappy but pretty much allow him to continue this way. they yell at him or threaten to kick him out, but it hasn't amounted to anything. my dad pays the bills when my brother can't. rightfully so, he has to protect his own credit. his failure was cosigning on the property and paying the downpayment in the first place.

SnoEclipse · 03-19-2009

....and don't call me Francis........

s1ngletracker · 03-20-2009

thats a ghetto redneck move right there. Can't your parents have him evicted somehow?

**asshanson** · 03-20-2009

Wow I thought this was an accident at first. Now that I know it was on purpose, thats 100x worse... I'd take action at this point.