The "Lie" Clock

[Jana]

This was e-mailed to me yesterday, and I thought it was hilarious!

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh, "said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never
told a lie."

"Incredible, "said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[1slowdsm]

Ah hahaha. That's a funny one. Must be a hell of a lot lies to be used a ceiling fan. Maybe next they could use it for a helicopter

[niterydr]

Thats good!

[A//// Guy]

Pretty funny!!! And I like Bush

[Black97civic]

I remember when the punchline was "Bill Clinton's clock is in Jesus' office, he uses it as a ceiling fan."

[unreal808]

I would make the punchline " My boss's clock ".

[LaunchHard]

That's are President.

[A//// Guy]

People that can't spell "our" shouldn't be worried about our president ^^

[Matt D.]

Originally Posted by M/// Guy

People that can't spell "our" should be worried about our president ^^

Or shouldn't.

[Onefast99gsx]

That's FUNNY. I forwarded it to several people here at work.

[AJ]

Originally Posted by M/// Guy

And I like Bush

Doesn't everyone?

[AJ]

Originally Posted by M/// Guy

People that can't spell "our" should be worried about our president ^^

Or hopefully didn't vote!

[A//// Guy]

Originally Posted by Matt D.

Or shouldn't.

Bah! haha I pat myself on the back for that one