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Old 08-16-2008   #1
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Man Decapitates Himself

http://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-busine...ton-martin-db7

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Man tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his Aston Martin DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. He then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death.

That would be a sucky way to go, but the creativity was there.
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Old 08-16-2008   #2
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damn. wow.
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Old 08-16-2008   #3
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Yeah I can see how he would be depressed driving a $173,000 car
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It's a fucked up world we live in.
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Old 08-16-2008   #5
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself

That's ridiculous. If you can afford a DB7, $192 a week is nothing.

The ironic part is that since the settlements obviously hadn't been agreed upon, the woman he wanted to get nothing now gets everything. lol fail.
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself

It is for the reason he killed himself that I am happy to have broken up with my girlfriend. I saw the future as a dismal, unhappy place, and it was better now than down the road with a couple of rug rats. That guy didn't realize his mistake until too late, but that's not the point. The point is that he lacked the fortitude to go through with it all. Yes, emotional pain can seem really bad, but it's not worth taking your life.

I would rather spend life in prison alive, than end it all now.
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Old 08-21-2008   #8
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It is for the reason he killed himself that I am happy to have broken up with my girlfriend. I saw the future as a dismal, unhappy place, and it was better now than down the road with a couple of rug rats. That guy didn't realize his mistake until too late, but that's not the point. The point is that he lacked the fortitude to go through with it all. Yes, emotional pain can seem really bad, but it's not worth taking your life.

I would rather spend life in prison alive, than end it all now.
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Women can do that to you.
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Oh god yeah they can. Im having like PTSD shit about my last break up. It was bad.
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself

Hell, a woman (or rather, my newfound lack thereof) is basically the only reason I'm back in Plymouth right now...

Seriously, why can't we just reproduce asexually?
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I wonder if that's the true story? Conspiracy theories anyone?

However, that's a messed up way to die and an even more messed up reason to die.
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