New Job (nogaf warning)

[polishmafia]

I finally received my offer, which I accepted, for a new job!

I'm still going to be with UHG, but in a different division of the company. My new title is "UVP IVR Sr. Reporting Analyst" haha!

Basically I will be reporting metrics on our interactive voice systems to management, projects managers, and developers to improve the system. IVR, if you don't know, are the automated voice systems when you call companies - i.e. the voice says "If you'd like billing, say Billing.", you reply "Billing" and the voice replies "I didn't understand that, did you say Technical Support?" and you promptly being to yell "REPRESENTATIVE!!"

[Kracka]

Congrats!

[A//// Guy]

Congrats dude, you deserve it!

[JET]

Gratz Pete!

[scheides]

You said 'suck my cock'

.....is that correct?

Congrats man!

[asshanson]

lol at the example scenario, yelling "representative!". Congrats!

[Kracka]

Only fagz don't want Qdoba.

[polishmafia]

haha thanks for the text message reply in this thread. im having lunch with some people from edina. hopefully hot underwriter girl will show up. she always has her boobs hangin out. if you hung your boobs out more, i might have said yes to qdoba

[bluntedelvis]

Thats funny shit, say will you be working on the DMV automated system cause their system sucks DonkeyBalls, I say check status and it says you said spanish I say NO CHECK S T A T U S, it says you said renew plates, I say NOOOOO, C H E C K S T A T U S, it says scheudal road test, I say NO JESUS CHRIST FUCKING REPRESENTIVE, it says Im sorry I can not comply, I throw phone, phone breaks The END. Congrats Polish

[polishmafia]

thanks everyone

[DoughtCom]

Congrats man!

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

Congrats! I fucking hate those IVR systems. Why can't companys just stick with "Push 1 for bla bla bla. Push 2 for bla bla bla..."

[craig]

God I hate those damn things. congrats though