The God Fathers of Man Law.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsUtEIsU72U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9I0KGJHvlM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU0tGUyoFTo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPqLB8gfGuk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dixNKEZpXI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_kTAqhEhs4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhYLjPvZLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhL-CaooAdY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dejo0ykEfQ
And for the rules of MAN LAW! (
http://www.realmanlaws.com)
First, do no evil (and not in the Google kind of way).
Second, do not hit your wife.
Thou shalt not cheat on your WIFE
Thou shalt not peek at another man when urinating...(eyes on the wall)
Thou shalt not rape.
Thou shalt not have butt sex with another man in any case
Thou shalt not screw up RealManLaws.com (I know its tempting, but resist).
Once each day - try to stand like the guy up in the corner there
Asking for directions is acceptable... in life or death situations.
If you're playing Soccer or any other sport and you get taken off the field in a stretcher, you had better be rushed to the hospital, and not standing on your own two feet fine once you get to the sideline. I'm looking at you Pirlo.
Thou shalt conduct himself in a manly manner when drinking.
Emoticons should always be avoided.
<-- Wrong.<-- Right
Thou shalt always treat a girl like a lady, because courtesy goes a long way in the modern world. Unless she proves otherwise!!!!
Man shall never find himself more comfortable in a shopping mall than a forest.
Men do not shop. Men buy things. Men Digg this page
It is not okay for a man to get a manicure!
A real man shall never become a tow truck driver.
You shall inform all men about this page, in order to further the cause for manliness. Any man who leaves his fellow man in the dark shall no longer be considered a man.
Men shall work to reinstate the code of chivalry because it is good to act honorably and carry a sword.
If you lick an object, it is henceforth your property until another man claims it by doing the same thing.
Thou shalt not act like a girl, stealing other mens seats, smacking, whining, etc.
It is never ok, ever, to say the word "cute".
It is ok for a man to leave the toilet seat up.
By the time you have reached adolescence, you should have watched every Rambo and Terminator movie.
Men shall only have one bite of vegtables per every 3 bites of meat.
A real man does not break bread with a knife, he uses his hands. Knives are only permitted for items such as jelly, where it has a sticky consistency and will be shared
A real man must not chase around or stalk any woman who is not interested in him.
A real man must choose death before dishonor.
Thou shall never disrespect another mans mother.
Thou shall not watch a soap opera willingly.
Thou shall never pick up a sea shell while walking down the beach. Shiny objects are meant to attract those with lower levels of intelligence; such as birds and women. Its science.
Thou shall always have beer when having guests over.
Thou shall always have at least two rolls of toilet paper in sight before sitting down.
Thou shall always be sure your daughters boy friend knows who is the boss.
Thou shall never ask another man to help you move with out paying him in beer.
Thou must know another man for at least six months before you can ask him to help you move.
Thou must wait two years before asking that same man to help move again.
Thou shalt use duct tape for anything found broken save for items falling within womanly teritory, unless asked by the female owner of said item to fix it.
Thou shalt never admit that "I don't know." to a female... except in life or death situations. Instead thou shalt seek advice from ones fellow man.
If you had been doing it doggy style you both could have watched TV. Keep that in mind.
No fat chicks.
Thou shall not cum unless your girlfriend/wife has cum(its embarassing man, hold it down for as long as you can. say the alphabet...backwards).
No man shall willingly watch any movie featuring Sandra Bullock, and/or Julia Roberts. Unless your girlfriend promises to put out after said movie.
No man shall hit another man in the balls unless it is a life or death situation.
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