I win. Satellite internet from FOB Salerno, Afghanistan.
I'm paying $70/month for this:
They're price gouging, and have a monopoly. The only alternative would be buy my own dish/system and sell that to cover the cost. Though with all the money getting spent on the Evo I can't afford the overhead. And I've so far been unable to capture a useful username/PW to change the BW allocation.