The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[tehehodi]

To our beloved swifty:

We started writing poems about you now for all to see

Patrick i have nothing emo to say so....this is my status

yesterday 12:05am

Peter at 12:12am March 24
My soul yearns for the longing touch like the withering cacti waiting for a glimpse of eternal rainfall. wat 0_o
Patrick at 12:13am March 24
something swifty would say... o.O whoa! my soul yearns for yours...lmao
Jake at 12:14am March 24
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive. Lulz!
Peter at 12:18am March 24
No swifty would be more like: The pain is too great, like a piercing thorn in the wildebeasts side as he grazes innocently among the patches of dry sorrowful grains. lolz
Emily at 12:18am March 24
get a room you two butt buddies.
Peter at 12:19am March 24
Stay out of this subivageen lover!
Jake at 12:19am March 24
LOL!

stfu Emily, this thread delivers!
Patrick at 12:23am March 24
it does deliver, like the horse behind swifty
Jake at 12:25am March 24
By the beard of Zeus!

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data...n-internet.jpg
Patrick at 12:26am March 24
my tears fall unto the wittered garden on which your heart was made and blossom a beautiful rose garden of which thy yearn for
Peter at 12:26am March 24
Like a deer in the woods swifty stands gracefully waiting for the buck (or hobbit, midget, whatever's next in his journey to manhood) so that he can be mounted like never before. lolz ok im out. bedtime hahaha
Jake at 12:27am March 24
These seem like they would be the lyrics for some the songs by "The Used"
Patrick at 12:27am March 24
no, this is so midnight summers dream by Shakespeare
Patrick at 12:28am March 24
thy wait by thy window to see thy hobbit face on thy midget body!
Jake at 12:33am March 24
Swifty, Sometimes if you love a hobbit to much, it will actually hurt more.
Ryder at 1:41am March 24
Love is an eternal flame deep in your soul that always burns and will soon consume you leaving only but ashes to blow away in a mid summers night breeze.


anybody else like to contribute? lol!!!

[asshanson]

How do you guys come up with that stuff? Pretty good. I especially like the razors in the soap.

[Febo]

Anthony
i saw the posts on style in my bashing thread

Ryder
lol, its all in good fun

Anthony
mmmhmmm

you all can rot in hell.

i'll melt my bars of soap and cut you all up

then throw you in a crockpot, cook you with veggies and serve you to the homeless downtown.

fuckers.

Ryder

well, at least my death will be usefull

[cmspaz]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

well, at least my death will be usefull

You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

[ylimert01]

Originally Posted by cmspaz

You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

you know you really should stop talking about your self through someone else...

[Super Bleeder!!]

Originally Posted by cmspaz

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

that made me lawl

[tehehodi]

how much for an ip address ban?

[cmspaz]

Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?

[Febo]

3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

[ylimert01]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

fixed for you...more fitting...

[polishmafia]

Cold car burnouts FTL

[Febo]

I kinda remember this night. I was a tad drunk. But it was cool hanging out with Frodo. I just wish swifty hadnt been giving him the "im gunna butta yo bread" look all night and creeped him out.

[A//// Guy]

Lmao! We need moar incriminating pics!

[asshanson]

HAhahahahahaha. The hobbit story will never stop being funny.

[polishmafia]

So... Shitty, I mean Shifty... I mean Swifty. Did you really own a bike once or not? You showed people pictures of "your" bike. Just curious.

http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum...=1#post1324854

[Swifty1638]

jesus fucking H christ! I showed you a pic if the bike a co-worker WANTS to sell me! NEVER did I say it was MINE!

-A. Swift

[Swifty1638]

I'm pretty sure i'm done going out with you fuckin assholes now. once haha joke's on me..but grow the fuck up. like you all have never failed at life. jesus.

[Febo]

Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.

[cmspaz]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.

Yeah, but he's too busy cutting himself.

And crying.

[Febo]

Maybe you should spend more time trying to be original instead of being a broken record. Work on your material and then come back. Maybe you could sit on your rubber fist for inspiration.