Funny

Nash · 10-19-2003

I was very happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Jakey · 10-19-2003

LOL, definitely a good moral to follow :blink:

Jana · 10-19-2003

That was some funny shit

**JET** · 10-19-2003

HAHA!!! I knew there was a reason I keep them there! That little door in the arm rest works great for that!

A//// Guy · 10-19-2003

That is awesome!

Iceman · 10-19-2003

OMG i almost shit myself that was so funny.......

TheBlizzard · 10-20-2003

I would have been fucked. That actually scared me to read that. I probably would have just grabbed the nearest garbage bag or bread bag and went to town. Fuck going to the car... :bj:

CRAIG

SlimStyleDSM · 10-20-2003

Haha, that's great!

john · 10-20-2003

Jacek · 10-20-2003

tell her i say hi :P

JiN · 10-20-2003

Funny stuff.

tpunx99GSX · 10-28-2003

LMFAO!!! thats great, i would have said fuck the condoms...

Iceman · 10-28-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by CUSTOMDSM@Oct 20 2003, 02:07 AM
I would have been fucked. That actually scared me to read that. I probably would have just grabbed the nearest garbage bag or bread bag and went to town. Fuck going to the car... :bj:

CRAIG

HAHA a bread bag thats great...

Jakey · 10-28-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by CUSTOMDSM@Oct 20 2003, 02:07 AM
I would have been fucked. That actually scared me to read that. I probably would have just grabbed the nearest garbage bag or bread bag and went to town. Fuck going to the car... :bj:

CRAIG

LOL, I know a guy back home that made very good use of a Wal-Mart bag a couple of years ago.....

JiN · 10-28-2003

That's terrible.

**Goat Blower** · 10-28-2003

Uhhh, take it from me, always wear a condom. $300K+ over 18 years is a high price to pay for a little tail. Besides that, Mitsu was kind enough to provide a hidden condom storage place under the center console lid.

Some smart-ass put one in mine at one of the car events. Like an old married guy paying child support for one and a bun in the oven with wifey needs a condom.

2003eclipse · 10-29-2003

if it comes down to a wal mart bag, you either dont have sex or you stick it in a mud hole

AJ · 10-29-2003

If you resort to a walk mart bag, blow it up forst and check for leaks. You could just do what I do. Not get any! ;-)

santa · 10-30-2003

hahahaha that was some funny stuff!!!!