03-21-2005
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Re: Post whore it up.
Call all of you idiot's and beat you down with honda cams, untill you...
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03-21-2005
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#2
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: I am a Little Canadian
Posts: 518
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Re: Post whore it up.
Scare them off with the blow off valve. I got super powers flowing thru my....
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03-21-2005
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#3
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
testicles after hearing those two gettin it on in the bathroom stall, and...
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03-21-2005
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#4
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
I realized that I spent over $300 at the blackjack table. Now that my wallet is empty...
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03-21-2005
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#5
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
I'm screwed cuz I can't pay the towtruck, so I...
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03-21-2005
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#6
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
Convince Enes to give me a tow for free, but when he gets there...
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03-21-2005
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#7
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
he locks his damn keys in the truck. So we steal the drunken indian go-karts and go...
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03-21-2005
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#8
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
Attempt to hijack the nearest limo, but the bouncers see us, then...
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03-21-2005
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#9
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
to our fortune, some girl in the back is drunk enough to invite us in... she hands us a bottle of booze, and...
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03-21-2005
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#10
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
We put an oily rag in it, set it ablaze, and toss it at the bouncers. The girl finds this exciting, and then promptly says...
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03-21-2005
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#11
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Now 1 second.....slower!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: St. Paul, MN
Drives: 1993 Talon AWD
Posts: 1,359
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Re: Post whore it up.
I'm a mechanic, I can help you fix your DSM. They'll just be a small fee and it's...
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03-21-2005
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#12
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
guarenteed to run for another week. Just remember this:
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03-21-2005
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#13
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: I am a Little Canadian
Posts: 518
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Re: Post whore it up.
My work ain't cheap, i like to do it ...
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03-21-2005
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#14
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
*HOOONK HOOONK!!!* I open my eyes, find myself driving my DSM, and see a semi-truck directly in front of me...
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03-21-2005
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#15
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
So i swerve onto the shoulder, and promptly roll down the window to release the carbon monoxide that built up and put me to sleep in the first place...
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03-22-2005
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#16
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Apple Valley, MN
Drives: 2012 Audi S4
Posts: 860
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Re: Post whore it up.
I look outside, trying to recognize my surroundings, and to my surprise, I'm only a couple blocks away from my girlfriend's house. I finally arrive there, where...
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03-22-2005
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#17
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Eagan
Drives: 06 RSX
Posts: 503
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Re: Post whore it up.
I find her dressed in lingerie, under the sheet, and WITH ANOTHER WOMAN! She saw me, then said...
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03-22-2005
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#18
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SpunBearing
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Re: Post whore it up.
She has purchased me a go-kart from a band of drunken Indians. So, I hop in...
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The extra strength felt weak...
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03-22-2005
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#19
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DSM Rapist
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 194
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Re: Post whore it up.
Once i get into the bed i realize that it is 2 gay old farts and they both carry the name Mike, so i.........
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That accord ;)
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03-22-2005
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#20
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Pewp Champion
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Blaine
Drives: Teh Bean
Posts: 12,309
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Re: Post whore it up.
took off my pants and decided to start another revolution, but I was intimidated by their...
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