Need To Learn Spnish Fast

[JDM]

iHola! Me Llamo Kiel (meh-yah-moh)
(Hi My name is Kiel)
*also*
Me Dice (meh Dee-sey)
Mi nombre es (me nohm-bre ess) improper, but it works

Que tal'? (Kay tall)
What's Up? informal

Como Esta Usted?
How are you doing? Formal

Bien Good
Mal Bad
Mas o Menos Ok
Fantastico Fantastic


passe la cerveza, por favor

Pass the beer please

Alto: STOP!
Levante (sp) las manos! Ahora! PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW!
No Muevete (sp) DON'T MOVE

Donde estas las drogas en su coche? Where are the drugs in your car?

Sientesay (sp) aqui (sp)
Sit here

Donde esta mis (noun)

Where are my:

Javes Yah-vez
Keys

Juevos Hoo-way-voz
Eggs

Telephono Cellular (Accent on ular in Cellular Cell-yo-LAR)
Cell Phone

Disco Compatico
CD

Tacquillierra
Taco Grill or Lesbian Girlfriend, depends if you're in spain or mexico



No mas
No more

Pistola
Gun

Gato
Cat

Puerco (poo-air-co)
Pig

Estupido Stupid
Tonto Dumb



Remember when using any descriptive words, you end the word in "O" for males, and "A" for females. So boy is "CHICO" and young girl is "CHICA"


and always say the noun you're describing before describing it...


CHICO ESTUPIDO as opposed to estupido chico...



:goodluck: