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Originally Posted by Tachyon
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel...
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Sven and Olie were in Miami beach on vacation. Every night Sven would come home with a new woman. Baffled by his success Olie asks Sven what his secret was. So Sven turns to Olie and says, "My secret is simple. All you have to do is buy the finest Idaho potato and put in your swimsuit." Amazed that this works, the next day Olie buys the finest potato he can find and puts in his swimsuit.
That night Sven brought another woman over and Olie came home alone. That next day Olie says to Sven, "Sven, I bought the finest Idaho potato and put it in my swimsuit just like you said to and I still came home alone. What happened?" Sven leans over and whispers in Olie's ear, "Olie, you're supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back."
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