My mom opens my god damned mail.

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I hear where you're coming from. I don't have anything to hide, but I just find it offensive. Two words for you though, paperless billing. Both my parents would just randomly open my mail and their excuse would be, "oh, I thought it was my bill" ??? It has my name on it! If you're going to lie about it at least make up something that makes sense, geez. Anyway, I just made everything I could paperless in the billing options.