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You know you are a ricer if DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for
You know you are a ricer if your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "Spyder" emblem
You know you are a ricer if your wing is so big that when you go over 65 mph, your bumper drags
You know you are a ricer if your paint scheme is from the WRONG end of the colour spectrum
You know you are a ricer if you painted your UNDERBODY to match your car
You know you are a ricer if you think The Fugees are speed music
You know you are a ricer if you paint your Drum Brakes to simulate Hi-po Calipers
You know you are a ricer if you have a front wing
You know you are a ricer if your engine equates the sound of a Weed Eater
You know you are a ricer if you claim you lost because you missed a shift...and your car is automatic
You know you are a ricer if you go flying past the person 10 car lengths ahead of you after he already put his brake lights on...and you claim victory
You know you are a ricer if your idea of aiming a gun is raising it over your head, pointing it away from you, and letting your wrist fall to the side, where the gun is almost sideways
You know you are a ricer if You claim polishing your intake gave you 5hp
You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata
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