21 Rules for Dating a DSM Guy

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I found this on my computer don't remember where I got it, but enjoy!

21 Rules for Dating a DSM Guy:



1 - Do not touch anything on the car without asking permission. If you get permission, don't break it.

2 - Do not ask what every sound is, even if you think it sounds funny.

3 - When his friends are in the car, be prepared to get squished into the back seat, because you're the "smallest"

4 - If something breaks, get a good book/magazine, a comfy lawn chair, and wear lots of sunscreen and bug spray.

5 - Don't expect him to treat your car with the same respect he treats his own.

6 - Your gift list for him will be a long list of car parts you have never heard of.

7 - Get used to driving fast, with the windows down, with only the sounds of the turbo.

8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already knows and he likes it that way.

9 - You will get pulled over while you're in the car with him. Don't worry, he's done this before.

10. Don't bitch when he wants to work on his car. The reason he wants to work on his car, is because you won't stop bitching.

11. Parts come before food.

12. Get used to the bump's, and the noises a guy makes when he feels the car hit every one.

13. You don't like how you can't hear yourself over the exhaust? Good. Thats why its so loud. So we can't hear you.

14. AAA is your best friend. If he doesn't have a gold membership. Make sure he gets one.

15. Don't ever call a mans car "cute" ./ Don't tell a 1g person his car is ugly. He has heard it a million times. He doesn't need to hear it from you.

16. If your first at a stop light. Be prepared for the launch, and get used to random launches every now and then.

17. If you pull along side of a corvette, expect for us to try and play. We love to play with vettes. Same goes for pretty much any big motor cars.

18. Do not complain when we are trying to play with another car. Get used to that to.

19.That noise is normal.

20. No you can not drive it. You don't know the little quirks, the little touches, and how to keep it idling when it wants to die..

21. I don't care if it is cold outside... Leave the fucking windows down. I don't care if it is 100 degrees leave the fucking windows down. This is the very reason we take out our AC. Because we don't want to use it, we want the windows down. Capish?