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Old 09-30-2005   #1
Jana
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: MN
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How to find inner peace....

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


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I thought this was kind of funny.... hope you guys enjoy it too.
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