What the heck! Snapped the fork?

[Swifty1638]

So, I was leasurly driving to McD's to get a flurry, with my friends. I noticed latley that the clutch pedal has been getting lower and lower to the ground, and even told cher that we'd hafta bleed and swap the slave cylinder out soon( we just did the master-that screw is all the way out) well, what never ceases to amaze me..my slave cylinder blew up! LThe gasket tore all up to crap..the piston has gouges on it, and the rod is bent at like a 40 degree angle. We swapped on the side of the road a slave cylinder, but then the fork fell out. that heavy dudty looking thing..it snapped in half! wtf!? What did I do to break it? I honestly am scurred poopless of beating on these cars for the tranny issues..but the fork? dayum! So, anyone got a fork? or can tow, cause enes isnt pickin up..

-A. Swift