08-16-2008
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Man Decapitates Himself
http://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-busine...ton-martin-db7
Cliff Notes
Man tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his Aston Martin DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. He then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death.
That would be a sucky way to go, but the creativity was there.
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08-16-2008
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
damn. wow.
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08-16-2008
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Manic Narcissistic
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
Yeah I can see how he would be depressed driving a $173,000 car
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08-16-2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
It's a fucked up world we live in.
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08-16-2008
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Walls need hugs too
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
That's ridiculous. If you can afford a DB7, $192 a week is nothing.
The ironic part is that since the settlements obviously hadn't been agreed upon, the woman he wanted to get nothing now gets everything. lol fail.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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08-16-2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
The woman always win!
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08-16-2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
It is for the reason he killed himself that I am happy to have broken up with my girlfriend. I saw the future as a dismal, unhappy place, and it was better now than down the road with a couple of rug rats. That guy didn't realize his mistake until too late, but that's not the point. The point is that he lacked the fortitude to go through with it all. Yes, emotional pain can seem really bad, but it's not worth taking your life.
I would rather spend life in prison alive, than end it all now.
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08-18-2008
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aka Goodbye
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
Women can do that to you.
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08-18-2008
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Manic Narcissistic
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
Oh god yeah they can. Im having like PTSD shit about my last break up. It was bad.
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08-18-2008
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Walls need hugs too
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
Hell, a woman (or rather, my newfound lack thereof) is basically the only reason I'm back in Plymouth right now...
Seriously, why can't we just reproduce asexually?
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Spaz badger don't give a shit.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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08-21-2008
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Where is my custom title?
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
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Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty
It is for the reason he killed himself that I am happy to have broken up with my girlfriend. I saw the future as a dismal, unhappy place, and it was better now than down the road with a couple of rug rats. That guy didn't realize his mistake until too late, but that's not the point. The point is that he lacked the fortitude to go through with it all. Yes, emotional pain can seem really bad, but it's not worth taking your life.
I would rather spend life in prison alive, than end it all now.
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Thank you Dr. Phil
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That's a bold strategy Cotton ... Let's see if it pays off for 'em!
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08-21-2008
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Re: Man Decapitates Himself
I wonder if that's the true story? Conspiracy theories anyone?
However, that's a messed up way to die and an even more messed up reason to die.
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