My sister won VIP passes to meet Morrissey next week in Chicago so I'm going to meet him Tuesday night hopefully. For those of you who don't know, his full name is Steven Patrick Morrissey and he used to be the lead singer of The Smiths. He's been solo since the band broke up in the late 80's. I hear he's kinda a jerk when it comes to autographs though, but we'll see.