Feel free to ignore me because I am just a tired, grumpy, IT peon that has had a full day of dealing with.... users.
1. Seriously, forget the firewall. The chance of you personally being 'h4xed' is far less then a 6 foot chunk of space rock smashing into the launch control computer for the government's nuclear missile arsenal, and by fluke, launching an ICBM towards a random patch of road that your car just happens to be occupying on the way to 7-11 to grab a Twinkie at 4:19 AM.
2. Viruses: don’t get me started… The fact that people still buy virus protection is beyond me. Nowadays, about the only serious virus threat comes in the form of holes in M$’s pretend Fisher Price OS (I.E. blaster) I have never run virus protection on my personal computers. I can count on two fingers the number of times I have gotten a virus (even back in the day when it was a valid threat). This includes much use of shady crack/serial websites AND hundreds of public LAN games with some real grade R assclowns. I my option Symantec uses so many resources that I consider it to be a virus.
3. Spy ware. Spy ware is the singular most common problem of any fubard computer I have run across in the last 3 or so years. I use to have major problems with this. I once had such a unique blend of abhorred spy ware that it actually prevented me from getting more spy ware. It was like a war was going on. One piece of ‘ware would attempt to overwrite the competing company’s spy ware and vice versa… Unfortunately, the programs respawned themselves ever time they were deleted so it just went into an infinite loop of deleting / spawning when I would boot… I found it cute in a geeky kind of way. Anyway once Firefox was released all my spy ware problems went away.
I use to spend hours logging system processes and trying to track down their threads in the registry. I am convinced there are certain strains of spy ware that cannot be removed, short of a format. It was like I was back in the win9x days reformatting every 3 weeks…
This is the single most important piece of advice for any windows user: USE FIREFOX!
With protecting yourself, it all comes down to how smart of a user you are. It doesn’t take too much smarts to figure out what is an obvious threat. Just surf wise and stay from warez-like sites (and blatantly installing program-based spyware like GAIM) and the threat is really quite minimal.
Anyhoo, now that I got that off my chest, I will do some smiling
bah... I can only smile 4 times before the board throws up on me...