Dear Santa,

[1ViciousGSX]

Dear Santa,

[Jakey]

LOL

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Aric's Christmas party. It was Kimmy who spiked the punch with too much Icehouse. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Tyler's Shirt on my head and danced the Waltz on the Chair while singing `A Few Questions'. I didn't mean to break Aric's Computer and don't know why Aric would sue me for Robbery.

I don't remember calling Andy's wife a Tall Horse---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Katie's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Talon through my neighbor's Garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Large Cow and have me arrested for Theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Colorful and Powerful. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Quick stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Very yours,
Jacob (Really a nice Boy!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

[ABV]

LMFAO!!!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at AJ's Christmas party. It was Jana who spiked the punch with too much beer. I can't help it if I drank 16 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pineapple.

I thought it was funny when I put Jim's shoes on my head and danced the chicken on the recliner while singing `cold hard b***'. I didn't mean to break AJ's razor and don't know why AJ would sue me for jaywalking.

I don't remember calling Chris's wife a slippery cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Amy's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my pichup truck through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smokin kangaroo and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all cold and hot. And I'm really not to blame for any of this roundish stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and really yours,
Mark (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 256 bucks!

[BuildADSM]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at mike's Christmas party. It was josh who spiked the punch with too much beer. I can't help it if I drank 28 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like fart.

I thought it was funny when I put matt's bra on my head and danced the tango on the vibrateing bed while singing `back and black '. I didn't mean to break mike's cell phone and don't know why mike would sue me for street racing... lol tom.

I don't remember calling jeff's wife a hard pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on lindy's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my dsm through my neighbor's garage. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a long horse and have me arrested for speeding .. lol tom again!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all soft and short. And I'm really not to blame for any of this small stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and vigoriously yours,
stuart (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 82 bucks!

it seems like mine are a little bit of the two above thougth i wasn't planned.

[ABV]

Damn, what kind of pizza did we order that's making everyone puke. LOL

[BuildADSM]

I know... and the funny thing is that I am having pizza tonight.