Okay you twisted my arm
I had put this plastic bird bath in the recycle but they didn't take it, instead they put it right behind my beater. I was joking that it'd be funny to hit it w/my car and one thing leads to another and its now in the street and I'm backing up to get some distance.
It was one of those moments where your just not thinking, maturity and responsability were no where in sight.
I come roaring through thinking I'll hit this thing and it'll go bouncing over the car right? Nope. It pretty much just fell flat over and proceeded to lodge its self under the car at which point its scrapping the road pretty loudly and sounding like someone is draging a garbage can full of rocks around.
So in normal beater fashion, I just parked the car, went inside and would deal w/it in the morning. When I came out today I couldn't even see the base of the bath untill I layed down. I had worked its way back behind the tires and was completely mangled. I have no idea where the "bath" part of it went.
It didn't really break anything, but the flex section on the exhaust was rotten and about to break, this just helped it along.
So now, on top of being a 6'3" goon driving a colt hatchback, I'm now a 6'3" goon driving a colt hatch back that has a leaky exhaust that sounds like a qweef, "FFFFfffffffffffff"
This is not something I normally do w/my cars and no, you will not get that 30sec of you life back for reading this.
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