21 Rules for Dating a DSM Guy

[Ihearrtdsm]

I found this on my computer don't remember where I got it, but enjoy!

21 Rules for Dating a DSM Guy:



1 - Do not touch anything on the car without asking permission. If you get permission, don't break it.

2 - Do not ask what every sound is, even if you think it sounds funny.

3 - When his friends are in the car, be prepared to get squished into the back seat, because you're the "smallest"

4 - If something breaks, get a good book/magazine, a comfy lawn chair, and wear lots of sunscreen and bug spray.

5 - Don't expect him to treat your car with the same respect he treats his own.

6 - Your gift list for him will be a long list of car parts you have never heard of.

7 - Get used to driving fast, with the windows down, with only the sounds of the turbo.

8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already knows and he likes it that way.

9 - You will get pulled over while you're in the car with him. Don't worry, he's done this before.

10. Don't bitch when he wants to work on his car. The reason he wants to work on his car, is because you won't stop bitching.

11. Parts come before food.

12. Get used to the bump's, and the noises a guy makes when he feels the car hit every one.

13. You don't like how you can't hear yourself over the exhaust? Good. Thats why its so loud. So we can't hear you.

14. AAA is your best friend. If he doesn't have a gold membership. Make sure he gets one.

15. Don't ever call a mans car "cute" ./ Don't tell a 1g person his car is ugly. He has heard it a million times. He doesn't need to hear it from you.

16. If your first at a stop light. Be prepared for the launch, and get used to random launches every now and then.

17. If you pull along side of a corvette, expect for us to try and play. We love to play with vettes. Same goes for pretty much any big motor cars.

18. Do not complain when we are trying to play with another car. Get used to that to.

19.That noise is normal.

20. No you can not drive it. You don't know the little quirks, the little touches, and how to keep it idling when it wants to die..

21. I don't care if it is cold outside... Leave the fucking windows down. I don't care if it is 100 degrees leave the fucking windows down. This is the very reason we take out our AC. Because we don't want to use it, we want the windows down. Capish?

[Swifty1638]

Perfect. Bitches be list'nin up!

-A. Swift

[Shotgun!]

Word, but I love my AC.

[MustGoFaster]

Slight re write on number 8:

8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already washed them 2x with the gritty hand cleaner. It's clean dirt.

[BLaCk_1cE]

#12 fo sho

[311evo]

14 is where its at, ive used mine to the max.

[asshanson]

Emily liked #3, 4, 5, and 19 the most. I found them all funny.

[GSXMatt]

#9 for sure. The WPD knew me by name in my white car...

Mostly from breaking down though =).

[kittay]

#11 lol so true

[scheides]

Originally Posted by MustGoFaster

Slight re write on number 8:

8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already washed them 2x with the gritty hand cleaner. It's clean dirt.

Hahaha so true!

[GsXtUrBo98]

^ I second!!! haha

[At-Least-It's-An-Evo]

They forgot extreme paranois and the smells..... what's that smell? (when driving a paper factory or something of the sort).

[cmspaz]

Originally Posted by At-Least-It's-An-Evo

They forgot extreme paranois and the smells..... what's that smell? (when driving a paper factory or something of the sort).

Yeah, my friends do that all the time in my car.

A week ago:
friend:*sniff* What's that smell?
me: That smell? A skunk.
friend: Oh...

[redleader36]

funny. it has never been my girlfriend who asks about the noises. my father is the only does that!

[tpunx99GSX]

I sent it to my Fiance and she put in some replies.
21 Rules for Dating a DSM Guy:



1 - Do not touch anything on the car without asking permission. If you get permission, don't break it.
But, its already broken


2 - Do not ask what every sound is, even if you think it sounds funny.
I usually close my eyes and cross my fingers hoping that we will make it home...

3 - When his friends are in the car, be prepared to get squished into the back seat, because you're the "smallest"
Yes, I have been there...thanks! for making me sit in the smallest backseat in the entire world especially while wearing a skirt...I suppose I should be grateful i didn't have to sit back there when the seats were taken out, lol

4 - If something breaks, get a good book/magazine, a comfy lawn chair, and wear lots of sunscreen and bug spray.
and a sun umbrella


5 - Don't expect him to treat your car with the same respect he treats his own.
ha! no kidding...I dont get VIP parking... and no, parking a mile away doesn't count as an excuse to exercise, lol


6 - Your gift list for him will be a long list of car parts you have never heard of.
I haven't had the pleasure, however I see this for the future


7 - Get used to driving fast, with the windows down, with only the sounds of the turbo.
whats not to love?- the racing heartbeat, the overwhelming smell of car exhaust, and hair in my face ~


8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already knows and he likes it that way.
I know hon, I know...

9 - You will get pulled over while you're in the car with him. Don't worry, he's done this before.
We shall not think of this!


10. Don't bitch when he wants to work on his car. The reason he wants to work on his car, is because you won't stop bitching.
hey! I think I have behaved fairly well, besides its YOUR car whose the bitch, hehe


11. Parts come before food.
Haha, oh yes!


12. Get used to the bump's, and the noises a guy makes when he feels the car hit every one.
lol, remember to go at a 45 degree angle!


13. You don't like how you can't hear yourself over the exhaust? Good. Thats why its so loud. So we can't hear you.
Hon!!!


14. AAA is your best friend. If he doesn't have a gold membership. Make sure he gets one.
Hmmm, I should have thought of this...

15. Don't ever call a mans car "cute" ./ Don't tell a 1g person his car is ugly. He has heard it a million times. He doesn't need to hear it from you.
Awww, but you dont have a 1g


16. If your first at a stop light. Be prepared for the launch, and get used to random launches every now and then.
Oh yes, as I have mini panic attacks everytime this happens


17. If you pull along side of a corvette, expect for us to try and play. We love to play with vettes. Same goes for pretty much any big motor cars.
OMG!!! so true! panicking a little more at this point...

18. Do not complain when we are trying to play with another car. Get used to that to.
oh sure, just dont mind my freak outs

19.That noise is normal.
Ummm, not ALL that noise is normal, lol

20. No you can not drive it. You don't know the little quirks, the little touches, and how to keep it idling when it wants to die..
haha, because I dont want to be the one to break it forever!

21. I don't care if it is cold outside... Leave the fucking windows down. I don't care if it is 100 degrees leave the fucking windows down. This is the very reason we take out our AC. Because we don't want to use it, we want the windows down. Capish?
No! Its because the AC is too heavy... and 'scuse me, I want AC when its 100 degrees out and admit it, you do too!


I love you honey!

[Febo]

I have to x3 on #8 haha, I would have people at work ask me if I had just worked on my car like a week after I had. That stuff dont come out, I dont care what you use.

[dumb_ricer]

I think #19 can go with about any modified car.... But it does apply to DSM's more than most!

[john]

Originally Posted by MustGoFaster

Slight re write on number 8:

8 - Don't tell him that his hands are dirty. He already washed them 2x with the gritty hand cleaner. It's clean dirt.

Definitely. If it doesn't come off with Gojo, it won't come off while eating or anything else that requires clean hands.

[mike55112]

I like 8 and 16.

[brando]

this thread delivers