Things That You Never Say To A Cop

[JDM]

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good* job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been* drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

haha I havn't heard some of those

[Goat Blower]

Very nice, I'll send them off to a couple of cop friends of mine. They'll get a kick out of them. :bounce:

:3gears: yeah but who is stupid enough to say those deserves to give their car to me so I can race it. :3gears:

I had some others to add to that list, but I cant find them anywhere. If i do find em, Ill post em. They are pretty good.

[Nash]

Originally posted by JDM@Mar 12 2004, 02:56 AM
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I have said that to a cop.

smart......What happened?

[Nash]

He let me go, but later on the day I got pulled over by him again and he gave me a ticket.

Twice in one day? by the same guy? I think he likes you.......

[JDM]

Originally posted by Nash@Mar 12 2004, 05:59 PM
He let me go, but later on the day I got pulled over by him again and he gave me a ticket.

Only you, Nash

[Nash]

What's even funnier is that was on a Saturday, and I just gotten pulled over by him on Thursday night and got a ticket. Pulled over by the same cop 3 times with in 3 days and got 2 tickets.

I have come to the conclusion that he is stalking you. I don tknow whether you should be flattered or scared

[PSI2HI]

Originally posted by Nash@Mar 13 2004, 04:15 PM
What's even funnier is that was on a Saturday, and I just gotten pulled over by him on Thursday night and got a ticket. Pulled over by the same cop 3 times with in 3 days and got 2 tickets.

Sounds like harassment, i'd sue!! :bounce:

Nick