I'm voting Democrat because (for Tom)....

[Jakey]

Change we can believe in, Obama 2008!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.

I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.

I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.

I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.

Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits.

[311evo]

Hahaha, Hell yah's

[bertrenolds5]

My vote is up for sale on ebay if anyone is intrested, I will vote however the highest bidder sees fit! http://www.twincities.com/ci_9778869?source=most_viewed

[tpunx99GSX]

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!
Tom: Defeat is much different then cutting our losses, and letting the arabs and other people deal with their own damn problems.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.
Tom: Bin Laden was a scapegoat to start a war for oil get it right.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?
Tom: I would rather pay taxes that help our actual country then taxes that pay for war we cant win.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!
Tom: Typical Republican comment, Fear something you cannot understand. Homophobe!

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.
Tom: Im voting republican because i want the government to tell me what i can do with my own body.

I'm voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.
Tom: Sure and a wall is really going to stop them? GG noob.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries' permission for me to turn down my thermostat.
Tom: Not sure where this came from.

I'm voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime -- criminals.
Tom: Everyone deserves a fair trial, not a witchhunt where we use scapegoats and stereotypes to determine who is guilty.

I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.
Tom: No ones giving preferential treatment, that statement is severly racist and really shows how racist republicans really are. People of any color are in fact people and should not be treated any differently then any other color, including white.

I'm voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you'll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it's first come, first served at the cemetery!
Tom: Socialized Healthcare has worked VERY well for many countries. Its not crappy healthcare, its healthcare that actually benefits EVERYONE. Including the doctors who will still get paid very well. The path to peace and prosperity is to think of the world and country as a whole and not just your pathetic self asshole.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).
Tom: And Republicans are any better. Good fucking comment on that one.

I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.
Tom: Its better to have a comment that is actually thinking about Hope and Change then a candidate that you know will not change.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that America's founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America's founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.
Tom: ummm... ok.

Most of all, I'm voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don't feel like moving there. I'll threaten to move, but I really won't. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.
Tom: Its not only in france asshole, its in Germany, Austria, Canada and many other countries that dont go around pushing people around for our own greed.

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits.

Tom: People should vote however they wish but to stereotype every democrat as a lying asshole that will say anything to win, is like stereotyping a Republican as a Greedy, homophobe that will win an election at any cost including pissing on the constitution, rigging elections and not hearing everyones vote.
Now go get your ass beat by gay mistresses like most of the republicans in office.

[311evo]

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because I'm mad that George W. Bush hasn't caught Bin Laden. That's because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.
Tom: Bin Laden was a scapegoat to start a war for oil get it right.

Was Bin Laden a scapegoat for oil?? or was he the leader of the attack who killed 3,000+ US citizens?? hmm. one of those stands out.

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!
Tom: Typical Republican comment, Fear something you cannot understand. Homophobe!

So your stereotyping all republicans as gay haters? dont you rant about stereotyping later in your shpeel? i think so.

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because it's my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I'll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I'll do that too. That's the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.
Tom: Im voting republican because i want the government to tell me what i can do with my own body.

The government says you cant murder another human being, so why should you be able to murder one because it doesnt have a name yet? it still has a heartbeat, eyes, nose, fingernails. like the rest of us, but its okay because it's name has yet to be decided.

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race -- particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you're worse than Bull Conner.
Tom: No ones giving preferential treatment, that statement is severly racist and really shows how racist republicans really are. People of any color are in fact people and should not be treated any differently then any other color, including white.

Again, stereotyping republicans as racist, not true what so ever, if anything Obama is racist, but its okay because he's not white trash.

Quote Obama,"Typical white person" --now that was fine, no biggie!

(pretend quote) McCain,"Typical black person" --Extreme Racism!!

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we're talking about Al Gore's house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).
Tom: And Republicans are any better. Good fucking comment on that one.

lol, his comment was MUCH better then yours.

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.
Tom: Its better to have a comment that is actually thinking about Hope and Change then a candidate that you know will not change.

What says Obama will change? his history of lies beyond lies? saying something to the american public, then when talking to other countries has a 100% different story?

Example, Obama says "My uncle helped liberate auschwitz in the war, when he came home he couldnt leave the attic for 6 weeks"

Obama, doesnt have an Uncle

And, what a dumbass, the USA didnt liberate auschwits. Unless his uncle (that doesnt exist) was fighting under the Soviets (..nope) then that is just some more bull shit to try and get votes.

Originally Posted by tpunx99GSX

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won't stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I'm voting Democrat because thought isn't one of my strong suits.

Tom: People should vote however they wish but to stereotype every democrat as a lying asshole that will say anything to win, is like stereotyping a Republican as a Greedy, homophobe that will win an election at any cost including pissing on the constitution, rigging elections and not hearing everyones vote.
Now go get your ass beat by gay mistresses like most of the republicans in office.

Hmm, you've done plenty of stereotyping yourself havent you? if you forgot scroll up a bit. Who rigged the election? the electoral college? doubtfull. And it appears that republicans are less greedy, after all who wants to raise taxes a shit load?

" Now go get your ass beat by gay mistresses like most of the republicans in office."

^^ Wtf was that? that is probubly the most retarded statement in this, the only thing i remember even being close to that was a democrat, by the name of Bill Clinton who had a misstress in office. (dont get me wrong, its pretty bass ass to get sucked off while your in office being the president)



For me, theres no republican, or democrat. i look at the candidates, what they stand for, how they approach issues, and overall integrity. Its like a car manufacturer, you have to choose between speed, luxury, or MPG's, sometimes you get two of those, never 3. I agree with McCain on some issues, and i agree with Obama on some issues. But ultimitly my vote is going to McCain, i like how his thinking isn't (quote)"Goddamn America!"

[Matt D.]

LOL @ Tom getting angry over political humor

[1QUICK4]

I love election years. So much drama and missinformation. It's fricken' hilarious!


Anybody remember how gas went up about 50 cents over Bush's first 6 years as president? Then as soon as Dem's took over the senate it went up damn near 2 dollars in less than 2 years.


Vote Republican if you want inflation a weak dollar and a higher cost of living

Vote Democrat if you want $6 a gallon gas more taxes and a higher cost of living

[bertrenolds5]

Originally Posted by 311evo

Was Bin Laden a scapegoat for oil?? or was he the leader of the attack who killed 3,000+ US citizens?? hmm. one of those stands out."

He lead it, but all of this is about $ not oil.

You know whats funny, no one ever talks about a third party, even the news says only dem or rep for pres., nothing ever about the third party. We would probably waste our votes and rep would win again and not to many people want that, but what if a third party did win. Holly crap, we might have a party that puts making good decisions before making money! FU lobbyists!

And I'm fine with $6 gas, it will force people and automakers to use less fuel and make more efficient vehicles. I feel it is a ploy because I think they can already make more efficient cars but they don't because then more money will be made off fuel. Comeon, Regan lowered the fuel standars for 4 years to make oil companies money.

[merkzu]

I've ended up voting libertarian every time

[311evo]

hehe, no one votes for the 3rd party because there lucky to get 3% of the votes

[FattyBoomBatty]

Instigating an argument about politics because you know who the winner is already and it's not your guy is just stupid.

[A//// Guy]

Haha this is funnyz.