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Old 10-25-2005   #1
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Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!
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Old 10-25-2005   #2
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Re: Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees
is that based on a true story??
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Old 10-25-2005   #3
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Yup
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Old 10-25-2005   #4
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Re: Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees
I just make sure the woman has a modified browers so we don't get pop ups.
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Re: Modern Version of the Birds and the Bees
at least there was no reference to viruses.
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Old 10-25-2005   #6
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LMAO thats great.
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congrats!?
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LMAO! Thats great.
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i second that.

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So would viagra be like adding ram?
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So would viagra be like adding ram?
LoL! That statement above is funny.
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