Top 50 ways to get fired.

AJ · 05-10-2005

http://www.phat5.com/features.asp?St...04&SectionID=1

Pretty much work safe, well except for the whole David Hasselhoof in a Speedo pic.

AJ · 05-10-2005

My favorite :

The Elephant
Walk around the office with your pockets out and your cock dangling from your open zipper. When confronted, make an elephant noise and then chase them around screaming, "STAMPEDE" and laughing hysterically.

AJ · 05-10-2005

I had to stop after this one had me in tears.

9. The Candy Dish
Replace the candy bowl on your desk with one full of condoms and a sign that says, "Hot Bitches Only!"

**JET** · 05-10-2005

That was pretty damn good! It has now circulated the office

xluciusx · 05-10-2005

sweet that totally burned the last half hour of work

AJ · 05-10-2005

That was so fricken hilarious!! If I for some reason get a new job, I might try one of those....

AJ · 05-10-2005

oop's, that was Jana....