We Got Bored At The Barracks

**Halon** · 02-11-2005

So we taped up a bunch of peoples doors. And the one prick we hate, well we moved our 3rd deck lounge. It's now located right in front of his door, microwave and all. Just shows ya what drunk, bored marines will do for entertainment!!! Right now it's 530am here, and all that stuff is still out there. Nobody has woken up to our suprise yet. I'll prolly wake up to people screamin and bitchin!!

DSM97RS · 02-11-2005

setup a motion camera and record the reaction...

**Halon** · 02-11-2005

Actually I had my door cracked and I heard the kid on duty come up like "AH MAN, WTF?" I had put tape on my door too so it wasn't so obvious, and I was sittin there listening with the door slightly cracked, and he started ripping the tape off my door. I was standin right there, he didn't even notice. It's all gone now, the kid on duty moved it all back, still was pretty funny though!!

DSM97RS · 02-11-2005

haha, next time glue it to the ceiling and walls, then he'll have a hell of a time moving it. glad your having fun while your there

AJ · 02-11-2005

My tax dollars are paying for that fuckng tape. Next time I want to see someone taped to a fucking door and not just tape accross the door.

Matt D. · 02-11-2005

Yeah, more human embarassment!

A//// Guy · 02-11-2005

Thats awesome. You should take some rope and tie the door knobs from one side of the hall to the other side of the hall (if the doors open inward) then they wont be able to open the door haha.

tpunx99GSX · 02-11-2005

Or you could put bear traps outside their doors and test their sence of danger.

**Halon** · 02-12-2005

Hey I pay taxes too, so it's my tax money as well. See actually it started with one strip about eyelevel, and one about shin level, so he'd walk out the next morning and hopefully not even notice cuz the tape is pretty clear, and get a strip of tape stuck on his face and his hairy legs. Then it just turned into more!!

We thought about the rope idea too, but just decided we needed to stop because we'd already done enough and made enough noise.

**scheides** · 02-12-2005

Next time take a bout 1000 of those little dixie cups & fill them all up with water. Arrange them all ever so nicely in a nice, tight pattern all around the outside of his door. Then, if you're feeling extra crazy, pull the fire alarm so he comes out running & not paying attention to the floor.

I did this when I was in school, except we had about 15 guys doing it on an entire floor outside of about 20 doors. It was crazy. We had to 'find' a few 50-gallon garbage bins to fill with water & speed up the process. We laid everything out & all went back to bed, and then, later, someone happened to pull the fire alarm. Damn...water, water, everywhere!