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Old 11-13-2003   #1
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Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when
offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to
target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted.

After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that
"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude
and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town
where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and
frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
yellow pages.

:P :P :P :P :P
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Old 11-13-2003   #2
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HA HA HA HA HA HA. That is a good one.
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Old 11-13-2003   #4
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I think that chick at Tom's party used that stuff on me!! It is pretty wicked stuff.

That is some funny shit!
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Originally posted by JET@Nov 13 2003, 10:49 PM
I think that chick at Tom's party used that stuff on me!! It is pretty wicked stuff.

That is some funny shit!
It wasn't the FAT chick was it? :grouphug:
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Quote:
Originally posted by 1ViciousGSX+Nov 13 2003, 10:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (1ViciousGSX @ Nov 13 2003, 10:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JET@Nov 13 2003, 10:49 PM
I think that chick at Tom's party used that stuff on me!!&nbsp; It is pretty wicked stuff.

That is some funny shit!
It wasn't the FAT chick was it? :grouphug: [/b][/quote]
The question should have been "which fat chick was it?" :toast: :idhitit:
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