Ricer Mentality

[1ViciousGSX]

Go for it Ladies :dsmrule:

[TheBlizzard]

I love it.

You know your a ricer when you downshift right before you hit the traps thinking its going to help.

You know your a ricer when you have a wing that costs more than the rest of your car.

You know your a ricer when you ask why when you take stuff off your car thats suppose to be on the there and wonder why it doesn't run right.

CRAIG

You know your a ricer if only your sister is impressed with your car...

You know your a ricer if you can fist fuck your exaust port.

You know your a ricer if you ever saw Rice Boy magazine in the back of SCC and contemplated ordering a subscription.

You know your a ricer if you think a deep farty noise is the sound of high preformance.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and dont know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think MOMO is absolutly required to go fast.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think your moms corolla is fast

AND FINALLY

You know your a ricer if you take offence when people say that your car is like your sister, small, tight, and hard to get into.


I Love It More

[Enes]

why are those holes in the back bumper?

-E

[john]

Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:

[JiN]

Originally posted by dcbladeofanarchy@Jul 2 2004, 09:36 PM
You know your a ricer if only your sister is impressed with your car...

You know your a ricer if you can fist fuck your exaust port.

You know your a ricer if you ever saw Rice Boy magazine in the back of SCC and contemplated ordering a subscription.

You know your a ricer if you think a deep farty noise is the sound of high preformance.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and dont know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think MOMO is absolutly required to go fast.

You know your a ricer if you cut 2'' holes in your rear bumper and DO know what they are used for.

You know your a ricer if you think your moms corolla is fast

AND FINALLY

You know your a ricer if you take offence when people say that your car is like your sister, small, tight, and hard to get into.


I Love It More

ROFLMAO!!!!

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 12:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:

Rice?

You know you are a ricer if DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for

You know you are a ricer if your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "Spyder" emblem

You know you are a ricer if your wing is so big that when you go over 65 mph, your bumper drags

You know you are a ricer if your paint scheme is from the WRONG end of the colour spectrum

You know you are a ricer if you painted your UNDERBODY to match your car

You know you are a ricer if you think The Fugees are speed music

You know you are a ricer if you paint your Drum Brakes to simulate Hi-po Calipers

You know you are a ricer if you have a front wing

You know you are a ricer if your engine equates the sound of a Weed Eater

You know you are a ricer if you claim you lost because you missed a shift...and your car is automatic

You know you are a ricer if you go flying past the person 10 car lengths ahead of you after he already put his brake lights on...and you claim victory

You know you are a ricer if your idea of aiming a gun is raising it over your head, pointing it away from you, and letting your wrist fall to the side, where the gun is almost sideways

You know you are a ricer if You claim polishing your intake gave you 5hp

You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata



:uh:

[joem]

You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata

I have those on the talon.
joe

[TheBlizzard]

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 01:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:

What the fuck do I care what your car looks like?

CRAIG

Originally posted by joem@Jul 3 2004, 05:39 PM
You know you are a ricer if you contemplated putting "type-R" stickers on your Sonata

I have those on the talon.
joe

Is it a Sonata? No? then It does not apply to you.....ha ha. There are a bunch more on my list that bash Hyundai.

[JET]

Originally posted by 92tsiawd84@Jul 3 2004, 12:20 AM
Here it is for Craig and Jet. Here is a pic of my ricer:

From that angle you can't even see the big wing on the back!

:stick:

[SuperSleeper]

You know you're a ricer when you go Dyno now that your 19's are installed.

You know you're a ricer when you revv back at the bumblebee stuck in your car.

You know you're a ricer when you want a turbo under the hood for its bling factor.

You know you're a ricer if you think flat gray primer is a hott color.

You know you're a ricer when chopped springs is a suspension upgrade.

You know you're a ricer when your foglights outnumber your tires.

[JDM]

You know you're a ricer when you think that burnout with street tires is going to help you win.

You installed the Altezza style tails that look like a bad rash on the back of your car

your rims don't match (me)

you spend more than $20 to run 16's

you know what Car Kanji is

the guy on University with the funky blinking bike laughs at you

if you've ever done a burnout in the Sears lot on a weekend

You launch your mom's FWD Saturn at every stop light from 5000 rpm

you race anyone who happens to look over at you as they pass

if you polish your hub caps

if you've ever been to Maaco

if you drive a 3g, and enter a burnout contest, and embarrass yourself for life

if you drive a 3g to a DSMStyle gathering

if you've asked me where my turbo is on my car

if your clear corners have colored bulbs

taken out a loan for that huge double deck Kamanari wing

if you know who Kamanari is

if you thought being seen with me is cool

if you put white rims on a black car

if you bump "The Sandstorm" on repeat

if you can seriously come up with a list even half this long, and apply over half to yourself.

I'm retarded. :headache:

-JDM

[blageo23]

You forgot a couple man...
You know your a ricer...
When you neon light bumps with the music.
When you have hole is your trunk where your spoiler used to be.
When your front bumper doesnt match the color of your car.
When you buy a bra to cover up that fact.
When you put stickers on your car to cover up paint peeling.
:stick:
HAHAHA Kiel, Your Funny!

[Phaze1ne]

Originally posted by JDM@Jul 4 2004, 04:59 AM
You know you're a ricer...

if you know who Kamanari is

Don't you know who Kamanari since you know that they sell wings? :naughty:

[JDM]

Blageo can kiss my ass... don't you drive a Grand Prix?? jk man...

And yes, I was basically making fun of myself.

-JDM

[blageo23]

I DID drive a Grand Prix, yes. But i got a new car 2G

[JiN]

You know your a rice boy if you have an APC banner.

Originally posted by JiN@Jul 5 2004, 09:02 AM
You know your a rice boy if you have an APC banner.

thats the damn truth...especially if you drive an import, (f@#$ing ugly black celica)