Need To Learn Spnish Fast

ok you guys - i have to lear spanish fast!!!!!
i can poorly comunicate at that point -never took it in school though. any ideas how to become fluent in a short time?

[JDM]

if a guy uses the word "pipote" (peh-poh-te') in a sentence, walk away.

or hang out with JET Nash and Craig's neighbors.



What do you need to know?

[Matt D.]

Buy one of those Learn Spanish In 7 Days books, or Spanish For Dummies.

spanish for dummies, huh? :-D
do they have spanglish for polacks????

[At-Least-It's-An-Evo]

It's impossible unless you already know the basis of it. If not.. good luck trying. I took 5 years and can just communicate to get by.

If you dont mind asking, why do you need to learn it immediately? just wondering. That could help the situation more or less

[illz]

there are systems designed to get you verbally fluent by audio tape in a week. i'll look around for the name of them, there are 2 famous ones. they are the systems used by military and other government agencies when an operative needs to get up and running in a foreign language in as little time as possible. do some google searching and i'm sure you'll come across them

Originally posted by illz@Jun 8 2004, 10:28 AM
there are systems designed to get you verbally fluent by audio tape in a week. i'll look around for the name of them, there are 2 famous ones. they are the systems used by military and other government agencies when an operative needs to get up and running in a foreign language in as little time as possible. do some google searching and i'm sure you'll come across them

yeah im interested in this

[SuperSleeper]

Originally posted by dcbladeofanarchy@Jun 8 2004, 10:51 AM
If you dont mind asking, why do you need to learn it immediately?

She met a sexy guy and he no hable inglés

[Halon]

why not stick with a polish guy, they have HUGE... um, noses... right?

Originally posted by . guest .@Jun 8 2004, 03:03 AM
It's impossible unless you already know the basis of it. If not.. good luck trying. I took 5 years and can just communicate to get by.

well, that would be my ... fifth language .... i can comunicate in spanish, but want to be able to feel more comfortable usinig it. i understand much more than i speak

Originally posted by illegaLaser+Jun 8 2004, 07:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (illegaLaser @ Jun 8 2004, 07:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dcbladeofanarchy@Jun 8 2004, 10:51 AM
If you dont mind asking, why do you need to learn it immediately?

She met a sexy guy and he no hable inglés [/b][/quote]
well, he hable a lit'l bit english ... if you really needed to know. and that was the day that i promised myself not to mess with boys (men ...excuse me) any more ;-)
yeah ... welcome to my reality

Originally posted by me612@Jun 8 2004, 09:53 PM
why not stick with a polish guy, they have HUGE... um, noses... right?

i dont know any polish boys here .... polish boys with HUGE... um, noses...
i heard of some with big ..... hands though ;-)))))

although ... that would be nice to talk to someone who actually understands me during .... um .... my philosophical and egzystential monologs ;-)))

roarrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....

and btw - the first sentence i knew in spanish is not something i should use in public ;-)))))

[niterydr]

wow 4 posts in a row..now thats a good way to add to your post count .

oooooooooooooooooooh - i just have too many ideas on my head, that if i started typing it all out - hmmmm.... that would be a very disturbing post


i dont care about the post count??? why? is there a contest though? i am the queen of exaggeration :-D

[LightningGSX]

egzystential? What the fuck is that?

Originally posted by LightningGSX@Jun 9 2004, 02:17 AM
egzystential? What the fuck is that?

wordcreation

[JDM]

iHola! Me Llamo Kiel (meh-yah-moh)
(Hi My name is Kiel)
*also*
Me Dice (meh Dee-sey)
Mi nombre es (me nohm-bre ess) improper, but it works

Que tal'? (Kay tall)
What's Up? informal

Como Esta Usted?
How are you doing? Formal

Bien Good
Mal Bad
Mas o Menos Ok
Fantastico Fantastic


passe la cerveza, por favor

Pass the beer please

Alto: STOP!
Levante (sp) las manos! Ahora! PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW!
No Muevete (sp) DON'T MOVE

Donde estas las drogas en su coche? Where are the drugs in your car?

Sientesay (sp) aqui (sp)
Sit here

Donde esta mis (noun)

Where are my:

Javes Yah-vez
Keys

Juevos Hoo-way-voz
Eggs

Telephono Cellular (Accent on ular in Cellular Cell-yo-LAR)
Cell Phone

Disco Compatico
CD

Tacquillierra
Taco Grill or Lesbian Girlfriend, depends if you're in spain or mexico



No mas
No more

Pistola
Gun

Gato
Cat

Puerco (poo-air-co)
Pig

Estupido Stupid
Tonto Dumb



Remember when using any descriptive words, you end the word in "O" for males, and "A" for females. So boy is "CHICO" and young girl is "CHICA"


and always say the noun you're describing before describing it...


CHICO ESTUPIDO as opposed to estupido chico...



:goodluck:

[ABV]

Los Estados Unidos es el quinto pais en el mundo por el numero de personas que hablan espanol. Un millon y media en nueva york solamente.

taco burrito chimichanga cervesa.

I took 4 years of Spanish in high school, and that's all the spanish that I know.