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Old 10-18-2006   #1
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Great ad description while looking on trader.
Thought this was quite funny esp. since it seems to be posted by a dealership not a private seller. Found it on autotrader.

"1993 EAGLE TALON STREET RACER, FAST & FURIOUS WANNABE CAR FOR THE KID THAT HAS EVERYTHING BUT A FUNCTIONING BRAIN, PERFECT FOR THOSE DATES WITH BIG GIRLS WEARING TIGHT CLOTHES FOR THAT 10LBS OF CRAP IN A 5LB BAG LOOK. R U TEEN ENOUGH TO DRIVE THIS 1? GET IN HERE WITH YOUR STEPDADS $"
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Old 10-18-2006   #2
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DAMN! check out those partially blacked out headlights. That's hilarious, especially from a dealership.
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Old 10-18-2006   #3
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Highlarious!
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Old 10-19-2006   #4
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Damn.. is that some wide body action goin on in the rear? And some white dash.. big ballin.
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Old 10-19-2006   #5
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Re: Great ad description while looking on trader.
Quote:
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10LBS OF CRAP IN A 5LB BAG LOOK.
Fucking awesome!
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Old 10-19-2006   #6
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that's hilarious!!!
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Old 10-19-2006   #8
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new to me but funny as hell...
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Awesome!!!!!!!! That is one of the most accurate descriptions for that car. That is funny as hell.
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Old 10-21-2006   #10
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2 spoilers are always better than one, especially when your not able to open your hatch anymore.
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