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Old 02-24-2006   #1
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A word to the wise

I was recently a victim of the latest scam which is happening at the Mall of America. Here is how it works:

Two good looking 18 year old women come up to you as you are parking your car. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to the Southdale Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

So be careful!
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Old 02-24-2006   #2
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Re: A word to the wise

Ahh damn, ya their always at the Venue too.
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Old 02-24-2006   #3
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Re: A word to the wise

dammit why cant they have those kind of scams in my room dammit.
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Old 02-24-2006   #4
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dammit why cant they have those kind of scams in my room dammit.
You're in California, how could they NOT be happening there??
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Old 02-24-2006   #5
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Re: A word to the wise

Actually im in Boston. lol
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Old 02-24-2006   #6
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Re: A word to the wise

That happened to me as well. it’s a good thing I have had an empty wallet the last four times.
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Old 02-24-2006   #7
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So that is what you get for not paying to see a show. I bet it was good that is why you did it 4 times.
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Old 02-24-2006   #8
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Sounds like a pretty cool scam.
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Old 02-25-2006   #9
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I'm so confused.
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Old 02-25-2006   #10
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I'm so confused.
Don't beat yourself up over it.
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Old 02-25-2006   #11
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I'm so confused.
I can show you what he's talking about if you want to come over tonight.
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Old 02-25-2006   #12
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I can show you what he's talking about if you want to come over tonight.
Bwahahahahahaha.
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Old 02-25-2006   #13
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lol. Nice.
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Old 02-25-2006   #14
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Anyone in on bulk wallet buying?
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Funny. Thanks but no.

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