You know you're a DSMer if....

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1. Your DSM is the most unreliable car you have ever owned, but still your favorite.
2. Your wife/girlfriend wishes your car never exsisted.
3. You have a garage full of spare engines, just in case.
4. People always ask you what is a "free mod"
5. Your freinds get beat in a race and call you to run the rematch for them.
6. Your Palm Pilot is only for logging your engine's data and nothing else.
7. You know more about the 4G63 engine than some engineers at Mitsubishi.
8. A junk yard to you is an upgrade yard.
9.Your car consists of parts from more than 10 other DSMs.
10. Your car consists of parts other than DSM parts (GM MAF)
11.Your screen name has one of the following in them: DSM 4G63 FWD AWD TSI GSX GS RS TURBO V8 KILLER
12. You take offense when a HONDA or Domestic dude calls you a Riceburner.
13. You've hit your head on the B-pillar during an AWD launch.


14. The UPS or FedEX guy has been to your house at least 25 times..
15. You can launch your oil dip stick 20ft.
16. You no longer have A/C and dont care at all.
17. A normal weekend involves removing your transmission 5 times.
18. Your Daily Driver is a 12 sec car.
19. You had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in front of that Turbo.
20. At the Strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk shit about hondas.
21. You can get your 4cyl to a12.5 second1/4 for $775.
22. You know that you dont need nitrous to run a 1/4 mile in under 12 seconds.
23. "Stock" means that the car has all of the parts it came with, you didn't add a thing, you just dremeled or removed a few, that's all.
24. Eveytime you launch your wipers automatically turn on
25. You are always hanging on the weekends with other DSMers
26. Most of the time driving on the road you are looking for other DSM's.
27. You know if the talon in front of you has a turbo, if it is fwd or awd all from a mile away.