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Old 05-23-2005   #15
Shane@DBPerformance
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Re: Lion vs Midgets! Fuck'n WooT!

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Originally Posted by Enes
Your best way to subdue a lion bare handed would be to stuff something into his mouth so that he can't bite back,
I think Enes is on to something here, the midgets just need to stuff 1 or 2 of the fatter midgets into the Lions so that it can't bite down or see very well and it may pass out or choke to death. If it still can breath and just sits there though, they still might not be able to kill. The lion has a thick hide that your ordinary non-super midget might not be able to harm. Also they don't weigh a lot, nor are they good enough climbers to crush the sitting lion. If they were to somehow toss each other into the lion like a little human torpedo, they also won't do any damage because unlike dwarfs, they are very bouncy. It would be like you getting hit by 40 low speed super balls over a few minutes.
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