[Kracka]

Cops are oh snap...tell them to fuck off. I did that to the off-duty police chief of Duluth, let me tell you, they get mighty pissed when you say that! Long story short, this guy was a complete asshole on a power trip (has that reputation among a lot of the younger car enthusiasts of the city) and he threatened me repeatedly saying he is going to arrest me and tow my car. So I says to him, "Try it." Got it my car (which was parked facing it towards a meter), threw it in gear, turn the wheels all the way to the lock, got out, locked the doors, and walked my little white-ass to my calculus quiz, meanwhile he was yelling and screaming god knows what at me. Get back from class, and lo-and behold my car is still there untouched. For about 2 weeks after that event everyday that I drove to school a nice officer was waiting down the block to escort me, which of course really began to eat away at my nerves so I decided to pay Mr. Friendly-Chief a visit at home. I found out where he lived (and the names of his wife and children of course), drove over there around midnight one night, saw that he was sitting near the front window, and let the most massive beater-burnout of all time commence. I did a very nice 1st-3rd gear burnout on the ice in front of his house (speedo reading about 90, made it about a total of 20 feet). Never have I seen a man jump up and run outside so fast in my entire life. The dumbass came hauling through the snow in his front yard without shoes on only to have my drive away with him yelling and screaming who knows what once again. Chris: 2 Chiefy: 0