ford camero? what?
 

ok so today i was waiting to get picked up after school, becasue my foot is broken, and i was talking to a few people.

one kid i've know for a while come up to me and says hey cole whats up?, and we had a conversation about just random things like school sports and what not.

then he metions to me that he had gotten a new car, and i was pretty surprised what i heard. in his cockyness he said " a ford.. what?" to make himself seem amazing for it. so he continues to tell me about how he dual super charged it, and i was interested, so i asked what kind of ford is it? he told me it was a 99 camero wtf? so knowing now that it was complete bulls*** i start asking questions to pass time while keeping my self amused. i was telling him how he should make sure he gets some good internals if he's going to be running a setup like that, and that i'd probably go with some forged internals and so on. he said he had all that stuff. and that he has two big tanks of NOS in the trunk that are hooked up, and tells me some corny story. so i decided to ask him if he has ever had it put on a dyno. he told me he did at napa and that it ran 965 hp and that he was just trying to get 1000+

so i don't know about any of you guys, but i guess i didn't know ford made the camero and that any street car would be able to run that much hp on a stock setup, if at all. hmmmm must me one rich kid with one amazing car right?

haha some ppl amaze me with the things they can say.

EDIT: i spelt camaro wrong, give me a break im low on sleep.

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Was he dead serious? I mean i've encountered some dumb kids, but holy crap. If he was serious, then idk how you didn't fall on the ground laughing. I enjoy watching guys try to impress people (mainly girls) with there vast automotive knowledge. I just sit back, relax, and try not to cry laughing. It's the best haha.

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You silly Rochester kids.

FYI - It's spelled Camaro. ;)

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haha i like idk i couldn't laugh, i was just in shock of what he had said. but yeah the kid is dead serious. i think im goin to ask about the engine tomorrow. you gotta love dumb people, i just have realized there are alot more of them at my school.

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haha wow i feel retarded. im a little tired, i only have gotten 2 or 3 hours of sleep the last couple of nights, from school stuff.

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OMG! I'm 15 and I don't know crap about cars but.... wow. LOL! When did NAPA start using dynos? ROFL!

Too much. LOL

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You should tell him about your tri-charged Buick LeSabre. That'll teach him to run his mouth!:jackoff:

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The best was going to an automotive school (apparently the best one in the country), and listening to how dumb the people there were. There was a good chunk of actual car guys, but then there was some straight up ruh-tards. I drove my laser there one day, and it had a talon body conversion. A guy walked up to me and said, "oh man!! Is this a talon twin turbo? I love these cars!" I cut him some slack, since he wasn't bashing my pride and joy, but I said back, "it's only got the one turbo, what made ya think it was twin turbo?" He went on to say that since I had 2 turbo stickers, that it must have had 2 of them. I hadn't removed the oem laser stickers, and had the turbo stickers on my talon sideskirts...some people use there brains, but just not at it's full potential...hahaha

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Language NWS



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0&hd=1

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Just tell him about your plasma-injection Honda GTR with twin electrodes.

Oh wait... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGeW4XXowc

I love fuking with guys like this :D

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Rolling on the Floor Laughing . . . ! Ok we should officially make a thread called Retard Poser Story's or something like that. Ha This Kid in my school got this chip from A RANDOM GUY! I asked em 10 Times what it did. He didnt explain to me at all except for his VTEC kicked in HARDER?? LIKE ummm ok. . .

I Finally see him in the lunchroom and forced him to explain to me what it did. He answer well you know its these two wires that go into my manifold and its like a chip. It does what a performance chip does. . . you know like the one you got! At that point i was just cracking up inside. . . Yet he is my friend so i didn't laugh in his Face. I was upset he didnt talk to me or his other friends that somewhat know something about cars!!! But decided to drop a Hundo on a chip or whatever the heck that thing is.

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^^^ agreed^^^ its amaznig how stupid people are some times.
i was told by a kid at my school that he's boring his engine out to 402 hp? wow i guess im learing new things everyday.

glad i have a site like this to make me knowledgeable on things like this so im not one of the retards out there.

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ha i droped outa high school and went to an alternative and this kid said that i should put 351 headers on my car bc they are bigger than the 350's

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He paid $100 for a $0.10 resistor that he wired into the air temp sensor on his intake manifold?

The funny thing to is 90% of the time when VTEC "kicks harder" is because the tune is screwed up and its losing all kinds of power to the point that VTEC turns on. You should hear VTEC but not feel it, unless you have some huge aftermarket cams that don't allow the crossover to be smooth.

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But if you can't feel it then you cant be like:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79...es/vtec_yo.jpg

And then it's just pointless to have it.

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I wonder how much napa charges for their dyno.
Maybe they can host dyno day.

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haha i'll ask him about it tomorrow.

i still am like shocked that he said it was a ford camaro? my mom even knows thats not right.

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BWAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

That kid should just :Flush:

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I hear stupid shit like this all the time, Back in the day i would hold my laugh in just so they weren't offended / embarrassed but now i just cant help it and will laugh my ass off.. I just don't get it, even when i was younger i never made a fool out of myself to the extent that these people do.

Don't get me wrong i was young and dumb at one point but i never tried saying shit like this to impress anyone just because i knew that if whoever i was talking to knew more then me that i would just get clowned on..

My dad always told me to think before i spoke, I guess i really took that to heart and saved myself the embarrassment.

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Perfect example, I would just drive my mustang gt-r off of a cliff to save myself the humiliation..:lol: